rubber durian

A rubber copy of an asian fruit that this one funny monkey eats peanutbutter out of!
"What's that monkey doin', Amos?"

"He's messin' with one gnarly rubber durian."

"Niiiice."
by Blackwood April 30, 2005
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fucking-rubber

noun, the condom

The condom is the piece worn on the penis to avoid pregnancy or disease.
Have you got a fucking-rubber I could use?
by Tiago Zuhr August 26, 2008
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Rubber Glover

Someone who whacks off wearing a rubber glove on their wanking hand
Man, Bens at it again, that guys such a rubber glover lately
by Alan Hazlehurst May 25, 2008
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rubber johnny

1. British slang for a condom, 'johnny' can also be a singular term for it as well.
Girl 1: "Damn, you forgot to lube that rubber johnny, you dickwad!"
Guy 2: "Shit, my bad. I'm such a flaphead."
by John "Schlong" Long June 29, 2018
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Rubber Boot

John: i want to talk about condoms with out my parents knowing
Tim: well call them rubber boots

John: im gunna go buy some rubber boots
by Nastmindman April 04, 2010
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Rubber banding

When losing opponents are given an unfair advantage in a video game (most commonly found in racing games)
I can't win any races in Mario Kart because there's so much rubber banding.
by Ian H June 25, 2008
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