Tub-Rub

Noun or Verb:

Of or relating to a $20 hand job handie.

A hand job paid for with a new Harriet Tubman twenty dollar bill.
Steve: This lot-lizzard just gave me a hand job for twenty dollars.
Gary: Oh, you mean you got a Tub-rub.
by Brian Daggett April 23, 2016
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Rub the Stub

Play with one’s penis for sexual gratification. To beat off. To jerk off. Tug one. Male masturbation.
I’ll be in my room. I'm going to rub the stub.

I like to rub the stub in the shower.

My cousin walked in on me while I was rubbing the stub so I let her watch.
by Eaton Holgoode February 06, 2018
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Double Rubbing

A two fisted hand hand job or two fisted wank.
by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
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rubbing bits

When Lachie and Izzy throw down and decide yea lets not have proper sex, lets just rub ourselves against one another and make it weird
They were rubbing bits for days
by reuifrhidfbvvb January 15, 2018
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Ross Rub

To vigorously rub a vagina of a passed out female for give or take 1 minute. Your one free hand should be waving up in the air like it just don't care.
Cindy: "My vag hurts today and I don't know why. Last I remember I was passing out in Ross's bed."
Shantae: "Oh damn girl, sounds like you got Ross rubbed!"
by Rossrubber March 11, 2014
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Bubba Rub

Similar to the Midas touch except everything turns to Shit rather than gold.
Man that Bubba rub has ruined multiple lawyer careers and radio stations
by Mmmyellow March 12, 2017
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Chair Rubbing

The act of using a chair as a form of masturbation for men and women.
My favourite type of pleasure is "Chair Rubbing"
by UncleSans May 19, 2016
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