Rowing Sexual

People who are sexually attracted to rowing and are addicted to sticking bowl balls in their asses.

Damn I love fucking rowing. I must be Rowing Sexual.

by anonymous December 3, 2021

rowling over

acting consciously biased toward people who have never harmed you in your whole life or even paid much attention to you before you started picking unnecessary fights with them

"winter did mould your
aspect, a hateful old witch
you are rowling over, then"

by fgyhyufjecvhrbytjfedmcnvgrhbte January 4, 2022

Rowling

A set of 'coincidences' that are too many to truly be coincidental. Usually revolving around one person.

Sappho "Hey did you hear that Author was named after the guy who created Conversion Therapy? I also noticed they don't promote their Gay characters anymore"
Brick "Yeah, they helped out a Homophobic Right-Wing Christian recently too. It kinda tracks; they set up their charity with a big homophobe"
Helga "Oh but it gets better, after that they tried to defend themselves by saying multiple gay people supported her by speaking over gay voices."
Sappho "Such a Rowling, am I right?"

by AberGirl March 13, 2022

rowing

Rowing is the only sport to originate as a form of capital punishment. I still can’t figure out why I like it so much.

It’s 5:00 a.m. Time to go rowing.

by IrishUndaground June 26, 2022

rowing

rowing (or crew) is one of the hardest sports there is. racing is pushing yourself to the absolute max and then pushing further. you can't take a quick break for a sip of water you can't take a breather no, you keep on going even if your legs feel like they are gonna fall of even if your blisters after are the size of bottle caps. you keep on going. other sports will tell you that rowing is calming and not that physical. ask those people have they ever had to take their hands back together. ask them if they have been hit in the face by an oar. ask those people have they pushed them selves so much that they throw up after their competitions. ask them do they wake up at half 4 to get to a bone breaking practice.

i guarantee that they will say no .

rowing is hard.

by someveryboredperson. July 3, 2022

Rowling

Someone you genuinely don't want to mention because you're so dissapointed to even say their name. Unspeakable dissapointment.

You are such a god damn Rowling!

by idkdiegoiguess January 25, 2023

Rowling

someone you genuinely don't want to mention because you're too disappointed to even say their name, particularly when referring to transphobes.

"I thought he was nice but turns out, he's such a Rowling. I'm glad I cut him off, I don't need that type of negativity in my life."

by Cloudthehomo January 26, 2023