Hairy Riddler

A Crumpet Loving Poofter who enjoys eating sweetcorn from other peoples Shit as well as there arseholes. They also tend to have whiny voices.

Oh Boss please let me be your hairy riddler and eat your shitty sweetcorn on my crumpets.

by Boris Coolie July 22, 2008

the riddlebox

the place where everyone goes. Where you turn the crank and get sent to ether shangi-la or hells pit.

the riddlebox intro

welcome sir!

where the fuck am I where am I!

its not where your at its where your going and you wont know until you turn the crank!

by twiztid oz February 27, 2009

Cunt Riddle

bitch who be crazy or out of her mind

guy: damn the bitch is such a cunt riddle

by sam jdog May 26, 2008

riddleberger

(noun) one who mates with walruses and octopi

"That chick Kayla is quite the riddleberger"

by KansasJack March 29, 2010

Tom Riddlesexual

That means you are a big Simp for Tom Riddle

Example:
" I am a big simp for Tom Riddle "
" So that means you are Tom Riddlesexual "

by hpsimping123 January 24, 2021

Jimmy Riddle

The growing term used for a cigarette. Can be easily confused with the term for needing to urinate, but depending on body language can also mean demand for a fag.

Dave: "Oi Chris, giz a jimmy riddle"
Chris: "You're such a ponce Dave. Get your own f'ing deck"

by hon_bris September 10, 2009

Riddledoodle

A very difficult to comprehend question which is created out of nowhere without any frame of logic that makes it almost impossible to answer.

Amy and David are in class, Amy writes a note on a piece of paper and passes it to David.

Note - "Why is the sky blue but your shirt red?"

David: I don't understand what you mean.

Amy: My apologies, I just scribbled a riddledoodle.

by reecochet April 21, 2018