retarded basketball

retarded basketball is just like basketball but it's been improvised with some retarded ass rules. Here's how it goes. To check the ball you have to go into a squatting position and twerk while checking the ball. When you have possession of the ball, you do not run with it normally as you do in basketball. You run with your knees high, and your knees must be going to your left or your right only, NOT forward. When you dribble the ball, it can't touch the floor. You must hold the ball in one hang while you use your other hand to bang it like a set of bongo drums. To get points is just like basketball, except it doesn't have to go through the hoop. It just has to touch the net. But you can only throw the ball to the net in one way, over your head to your companion. When it makes contact with the net you do the mc hammer dance while going like "boom Shaka laka, boom Shaka laka".You pass the ball normally as you do in basketball and but you have to scream out to your teammate "PISS!!!". You block your opponent by flapping your arms like a bird and jumping up and down. When you get fouled, you lay down on the floor while everyone on your opponent's team does Gangnam style over you while singing the main verse of "The Fox " by Ylvis. Then they get points on a scale of 1-10 based on their performance. Remember 1 touch to the net is 1 point, from a 3 pointer it's 3 points. And the team at the end with the most points wins and does a victory dance.So there's the game, and it's rules.

Yo wanna play some retarded basketball later bro?

by Retardedbasketballcr38tor December 26, 2013

retarted

What you are if you spell it like this.

moron: u r retarted!!!!!
Me: Learn how to spell retard, you retard.

by David555 April 26, 2006

Retarnet

Basically when you go on the internet for a long time, you turn into a fucking idiot. Called a Retarnet. An (internet Retard)

Innocent: Hey what is this thing called 9gag? On the internet? Lemme checkit out
(2 month later)
(I tickle my pickle and anal Unicorns!!) Retarnet

by Yacker's Popular Words January 31, 2014

Buenos Retardes

Formal way to greet a mentally challenged person in spanish.

Buenos retardes! Como estas?

by JonkoXL October 14, 2017

Sugar Retarded

A slur for a person who is diabetic or has abnormally high blood sugar.

What are you, sugar retarded or something? Always trying to overdose on those syringes of incline.

by T H O T P O L I C E October 2, 2018

retarded bum pirate

a back door burgler

some one rapes people up the arse

sunny creswell is a retarded bum pirate

batman was raped bye a retarded bum pirate

and harry potter is a retarded bum pirate

by josh hankin September 11, 2005

Tech Retarded

When someone seems to have a serious lack of understanding with anything that either plugs into a power socket or runs on batteries. Mainly Computers and Cell Phones

Ex: 1

Son: Hey Ma, Can you check the movie times I'm gonna try and get a quick shower.
Mom: Uhh, How do I do that again?
Son: Go to "Moviefone" and type in Jonah Hex.
Mom: I got some porn site
Son: Goddammit ma, why are you so Tech Retarded?

Ex: 2

Big D: Hey man, Do you have Bre's number?
Big C: I think so, How do I pull it up?
Big D: What you never put someones number in your phone before?
Big C: I always just let them do it.
Big D: It's in contacts you Tech Retarded Son of a Bitch!

by Lead Fist July 5, 2010