McConaughey Theory of Perpetual Repose

The idea that one can be relaxed and free of worry at all times. Matthew McConaughey is the poster child for this constant act of relaxation.

"That Matthew McConaughey seems to bare talking to Jay Leno for a full twenty minutes. Give that man a page in the book of McConaughey Theory of Perpetual Repose examples!"

by Drum Bentley July 3, 2006

daily report

after going munber 2. to tell someone about your bowel movement. the shapes, sizes,colors, and textarity of it all.

i wanted to give pete the daily report, but he woundn't listen. i told him anyway.

by bema August 30, 2006

social repose

A synonyme for "cheating dirtbag" or "very gross trash".

-Mom: "Honey, could you please bring out the social repose?"

-Guy: "Yo have you heard what Kyle did to his precious girl?"
Other Guy: "Yeah man, fucking disgusting. He's such a social repose."

by nuebish November 7, 2017

butt hurt report

When someone expresses their anguish in a very annoying way.

As soon as your done whining about your ex, go ahead and fill out a butt hurt report and then mail it to your mommy.

by dr. lexus555 November 2, 2011

Ghetto Reporter Syndrome

Derived from the famous ghetto reporter video on youtube. Syndrome where something angers you and and you talk mad trash (including some reference to drugs or ghetto-fabulous terms is a plus) against the thing that angered you.

Chris: Fuck that bitch ass cock sucking broke titty mother fucking swine flu bitches tearing up my immune system! After consuming fuck-tons of Vitamin C, my white blood cells were fucking strapped like Rambo and royally tore the shit out of those crack smoking baking soda snorting cock sucking punk bitch ass swine flu fucktards!

Josh: Wow, the ghetto reporter syndrome. I feel your pain bro.

by SnakeBiter October 30, 2009

report monkey

-In IT Terminology-

An affectionate term for a report developer; especially if he/she is not involved in any aspect of the report developement process other than the actual creating (or coding) of a report.
Similar in use to code monkey and tape monkey

"Yeah, the report looks like crap right now, but I'll have the report monkey fix it up before it goes into production."

by [KPOK] August 16, 2008

repoast

Reposting a picture or meme that’s already been posted to a page, thread or forum.

Sheldon is the best at repoast

by Iforkedurmum January 25, 2018