randy spaniel

One who has the desire or tendency to chase skirt or some other appealing object.

Burton Guster, you randy little spaniel.

Smelling that pizza is making me one randy spaniel.

by thornhero February 18, 2011

Randy Conklin

The type of person to lose their jewelry and be attacked by the Russian Mafia and spoopy ghosts.

Randy: Hey it’s Randy Conklin, do you have the jewelry brother?
Friend: Ok when do you want me to give it to you?
Randy: Hold on, I’m getting attacked by some spoopy ghosts and the Russian mafia, ttyl
Friend: Those darn spoopy ghosts, they get you every time.

by YourDailyDoseOfConk October 17, 2018

Randi Zuckerberg

Randi Zuckerberg is the sister of Mark Zuckerberg who promoted the most sinister coin of all time called DogeGF...

Randi Zuckerberg is Sinister!!!

by qogoshi November 29, 2022

Randy Quaid

(adjective) referring to a man who is acting crazy, paranoid and possibly violent; crazy, insane, psycho, postal, Evi Quaid

He thought she cheated on him, and then he went all Randy Quaid on her.

by sere450 December 24, 2010

Randy's Furniture

To insert wood into a female's "furniture."

Guy 1: Haha, you work at Randy's Furniture?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You don't get the joke?
Guy 2: Oh I do now, leldankmeme.

by lengthiestwarfare April 3, 2015

Randy Strohmeyer

AKA R2K, Fine ass robot that rocks out in Finch! He has robot like qualities, shooting projectials out of his arms...Randor 2000!

Is that food, you better put that in my mouth! Nickka! Fade to Black.... (Essence of R2K)

by oh you know who... August 27, 2003

Wet Randy

A "Wet Randy" is the when a friend drunkenly passes out on on of his or her friend's couch after a long night of drinking and SOFT SERVE shits him/herself while they are sleeping on the couch. Now, I cannot stress enough the importance of the SOFT SERVE aspect of the poop - At the very least the consistency Of the poop must be similar to that of a Dairy Queen swirl cone but preferably have the consistency of a soup poop. If you happen to crap yourself and the turd is just a general dense loaf (You know, the kind where you don't even need to wipe afterward) then you have NOT "Wet-Randyed" your friend's couch but rather you have simply crapped yourself, so go get some TP and better luck next time.

Ah, yes... That indeed is a Wet Randy, but just barely...

by Ralph Earl Lindley IV of Wales July 29, 2010