Ramen Noodle

1) Your best friend when your a lazy couch potato and do not want to make a real meal.

2) Something you eat 3 meals a day for weeks on end because you ran out of food

3) The best thing to happen to America

girl 1) yeah, Im on the Ramen Noodle diet

girl 2) huh?

girl 1) its great! I've already gained 5 pounds

girl 2) ....

by britts-NAY January 31, 2010

Ramen Noodles

Poor people's food.

Hey Kenny, pass the Ramen.

by Jigga Boo July 9, 2003

Ramen Sock

1. Noun. A sock filled with ramen used to jack off.
2. Verb. To masturbate, specifically wherein one fills a sock with warm cooked ramen noodles and uses it as a fleshlight, but can be used in place of any other term for masturbating.

Zach: hey Liam, have you seen this new Piper Perri film? God it’s so hot.
Liam: yeah I ramen socked to it last night.

Dad: please disconnect from the Bluetooth, we need to talk.
Me: can’t, I’m ramen socking right now.

Jackie: Ethan you’re so sweet, I wish I could find a guy like you.
Ethan: fuck you Jackie blue-balls, get out of my house so I can ramen sock.

by Coolbabies March 16, 2019

Top'n Ramen

A cheewee term for ramen noodles used mostly around Willsboro, NY.

I would love me some Top'n Ramen right 'bout now!

by Tammy-Lyn Wiggler September 13, 2019

pulled a ramen

when you smoke so much weed in so little time, youre cooked in three minutes!!! just like ramen

some guy::hey get i get a hit of that?
some other guy::nah dude, i wanna pull a ramen
first guy::you wanna pull a wut?
the other guy::wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh?

he has pulled a ramen.

by alyssaalyssaalyssa August 4, 2010

Ramen Gurl

A ramen gurl is a girl that approaches a sad and lonely guy and without ulterior motive asks about something he's doing (usually something considered dorky or lame namely ramen). After making his day she promptly falls out of existence never to be see by him again living only as a pleasant memory and an ideal to strive for. She can make you forget your depression!

Dude 1: <stops mid-conversation>
Dude 2: <turns around slowly>
Ramen Gurl: Hi, what are you guys cooking? It smells REALLY good!!<3
Both Dudes: Oh- it's only ramen!!
Ramen Gurl: <smiles> Really! OK Bye!!

by GurlsJustWannaHaveRamen September 11, 2018

Ramen Ninja

A ninja who has trained in the art of ramen noodles. Ramen Ninjas are adept at stealing delicious ramen under the cover of darkness, handling hot bowls of ramen without making a sound or dropping them, and using various ramen ingredients as lethal weapons.

1: Hey, I'm hungry.
2: Let's get some ramen!
1: But how? It's night and we'll get in trouble if we wake someone up!
2: No problem. I'm a Ramen Ninja.

by Proudryukin the Short July 18, 2012