racoon sex

similar in nature to the donkey punch. Instead of a punch to the back of the head you give her two black eyes then run outside and kick over her garbage can.

brah i totally gave her the racoon sex last night.

by Sarah and Sean January 11, 2008

raccoon sushi bar

a fish pond on your property that is frequented by raccoons and other vermin of the night.

my fish pond becomes a raccoon sushi bar after dark.

by michaelmas June 11, 2006

Raccoon Money

Can mean many things, cool, dope, fly. Also, craziness or nonsense. Milwaukee's version of crunk, ill, hyphy, gnarly.

You see that girl's ass... that shit was Raccoon Money!

by H Diesel May 6, 2008

the raccoon

whilst engaging in a sexual act, one of the partners, (normally male) strikes the other partner in both eyes. The two black eyes creates the illusion of the other partner being a raccoon. While the raccon-looking partner is having trouble focusing their vision, you push them towards the door, and knock over the garbage can on their way out of the room.

after I gave her the bucking bronco, I proceeded to execute the raccoon on dat dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty slut

by wiscon-sin January 14, 2007

raccoon eyes

when you wear your sunglasses in the sun too long and get the reverse racoon look. Most common in spring skiing while wearing goggles.

The sun was bright on the slopes today and I got a serious case of the raccoon eyes

by OV08 March 10, 2010

Screaming Racoon

Put a log of poop on your partners eyes, and proceed to punch your fist into her vagina.

Cleavland steamer meets donkey punch (to the cooch) Screaming racoon

by Dangleesack September 25, 2009

raccoon cum

A Hallucinogen, it has a psychodelic effect on humans, with no known side effects, also known as Raccoon semen it is quite hard to obtain for ethical reasons, but is completely legal.

Tom- where can i get some raccoon cum

Dave- i dont know check with your dealer

by the yup April 16, 2013