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Rooster Teeth

A website filled with 14 year-olds who's sole purpose is to brown nose their way to the staff's friend's list. As well as producing Red vs. Blue, Rooster Teeth also employs a Canadian and a bull dyke to produce very unfunny comics slathered with laugh-a-minute jokes about France and video games.

It's a well known fact that the only reason anyone would want to visit Rooster Teeth (for reasons other than being ass kissing fanbois) is to visit the Metal BAR and the Politics and Current Events forum. Unfortunately, nazi mods go ape shit about Metal BAR, and the Politics and Current Events forum is run by elitists who tolerate nothing but intelligent conversations when talking about politics (who would've thought, demanding intelligence when talking about politics).
Pedobear loves Rooster Teeth because of the amount of fourteen year-old boys willing to suck a semi-famous celebrity's cock.
by MOAR cowbell December 14, 2008
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Rooster Teeth

A website filled with 14 year-olds who's sole purpose is to brown nose their way to the staff's friend's list. As well as producing Red vs. Blue, Rooster Teeth also employs a Canadian and a bull dyke to produce very unfunny comics slathered with laugh-a-minute jokes about France and video gaming.

It's a well known fact that the only reason anyone would want to visit Rooster Teeth (for reasons other than being ass kissing fanbois) is to visit the Metal BAR and the Politics and Current Events forum. Unfortunately, nazi mods shut down the Metal BAR, and the Politics and Current Events forum is run by elitists who tolerate nothing but intelligent conversations when talking about politics (who would've thought, demanding intelligence when talking about politics).
Pedobear loves Rooster Teeth because the websites abundance of teenagers willing to suck a semi-famous celebritiy's cock.
by Jingoism December 13, 2008
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Rooster Butt

Game two or more people play together where they take turns coming up with clever insults involving gay jokes, and always ending with the word Rooster Butt! The person who cant come up with a rooster butt joke is then considered the rooster butt until a new game starts.
person 1- ok whatever you say rooster butt.

person 2- im not a rooster butt, rooster butt.

person 1- are you ever afraid that your rooster butt is going to swallow what your sitting on? Rooster Butt!

person 2- Core bin Lem her is a rooster butt. rooster butt!
by herpeslut August 5, 2008
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rooster up

Polite derivative of cock up, also serving to portray the usually important figures in question as bardyard animals.
The election was a complete rooster up.
by zmp February 10, 2005
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rooster-nester

a person who will naturally adapt to any social condition, however injurious to humanity, in order to eat and reproduce.
I never called you a chicken, I called you a rooster-nester: it's not so much that you're a coward as that you don't have your priorities straight.
by ozmatic July 22, 2011
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rooster stopper

Synonym for cock-blocker that is acceptable for broadcast TV.
Ross: "I was about to ask out that model when Joey walked up and rooster stopped me."
Chandler: "Could he BE anymore of a rooster stopper?"
by FriendsFan69 July 26, 2011
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Rooster Smashing

Also called Rooster Slamming, A popular southern sport in which athletes compete in smashing a rooster in the most creative way possible.

The act of smashing a rooster until it is unrecognizable.
Cris Collinsworth - Last time we saw Kerri Leahy, He used a rooster to smash another rooster. Brilliantly done.

Ron Jaworski - Thats why he is the Rooster Smashing Champion Cris.
by Ghost Bears June 22, 2011
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