super-size returnable-container swindle

Refers to the pathetically-selfish practice of a miser’s offering a naïve fellow human one or more huge trash bags full of returnable containers as payment for his running one or more errands and/or performing some task around the shyster’s house or property, only for the hapless workman to later discover that the bags merely contain a comparatively few very large (i.e., gallon and/or 2-/3-liter) plastic containers, rather than the logically-expected “haul” of many dozens of ordinary-sized glass/plastic drink-bottles and aluminum beverage-cans; he is thus being paid only a small fraction of the “apparent reimbursement” that the gigantic bulging bags had “implied”.

I always insist on either “counting through” bags of bottles/cans before accepting them as payment for something, or having clear-plastic sacks be used to bag up the returnables, so that I can actually see the size/type/number of the containers inside the bags, and thus be more sure of getting the approximate reimbursement that I’ve been led to believe I’d be receiving as my end of the deal... there are waaaay too many advantage-takers out there who are eager to try to pull the ol' "super-size returnable-container swindle" on people like me.

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

the-yeet-man-returns

A sentence you say out of hope, or out of fear if you are a normie or a thot.

(Person 1):"There's no hope, it's over!"
(Person 2):"No, the-yeet-man-returns!"

by the-yeet-man-returns November 7, 2019

Return of the Hack

If you told them your phone is being tapped you would lose all credibility
🥚

"how do you know all that you know? why do you do that to me?"
- "Return of the Hack. Return of the Hack. Return of the Hack." 🎶

by Krkič February 26, 2019

Return to sender

When eating out someone’s pussy/asshole they queef/ fart into your mouth so you burp into their pussy/asshole

Me and this chick were doing 69 and she queefed into my mouth so I burped into her pussy. Return to sender.

by jackaufman October 8, 2019

Return fire

When you cum in a girl's mouth and she spits it back at you

Girl, "Did you enjoy the blowjob?"
Guy,"Yeah. I just wish you didn't return fire"

by John919818 November 20, 2017

mat return

Wrestling term. When you return your opponent to the mat.

Did you see that mat return? Yeah Emmi is a good wrestler!

by matreturn on instagram June 18, 2018

redbox and return

When you Netflix and Chilled but you broke up the next day; such as a one night stand for one dollar ( not to be confused with prostitution)

I thought we would get to Hulu and Commitment but she was more of a Redbox and Return kind of girl.

by TheJokeThatIsMyLife June 12, 2016