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Rapture Regret

The feeling of remorse and embarrassment experienced by religious people who make decisions based on the expectation of an impending "Rapture" event, when said event fails to occur.
Keith came around asking for all his stuff back today. Seems the Rapture didn't happen on Wednesday after all. The guy's suffering from Rapture Regret.
by ShaneDowe April 9, 2024
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commute regret

A feeling of overwhelming ennui when a remote worker arrives at the office in a hybrid workplace. Immediate causes are the "ghost town" effect where the building is so empty it crushes your soul. Additionally sporadic conversation from zoom meetings or people talking about nothing makes you long for your quiet home office.
Joel was okay for the 30 minute commute in, but when he stepped in the door he was overcome with commute regret
by Voltmanic September 28, 2023
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Instant Regret

Inviting Big E to your bachelor party and realizing he is going to bring up memories of it for the next 48 years
Hey Sarah I heard you hooked up with some random kid at a party last night?

Yeah, talk about instant regret
by BigEElittlePP March 12, 2022
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lowkey regrets

i chose a choc mint flavoured straw instead of a strawberry one.. ugh lowkey regrets
by gleam serene April 11, 2022
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Microwaveable Regret

When you heat something up in the microwave but before the timer goes off you realize that you don’t want it anymore . Often occurs late at night when you want to indulge.
Noah had microwaveable regret when he heated up the pizza past midnight but decided not to indulge.
by Jummy12 July 30, 2021
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Post-panda regret

The immediate feeling of misery and regret after eating Panda Express. Primarily occurs after consuming a “Plate” or “Bigger Plate” with Orange Chicken or Beijing Beef as an entree. Abbreviated as PPR.
Guy 1: Let’s go out for some drinks!

Guy 2: Nah man, I have Post-Panda Regret. I can’t move.
by Cotriangulation June 4, 2025
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shave regret

The feeling of regret after you shave off your beard and realize it was the source of your attractiveness and you look way worse without it.

Often occurs when shaving to kick off Movember.
As I gazed at my new baby face in the mirror I was filled with shave regret.
by vanbarbecue November 1, 2017
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