quiltsexual

Someone who is attracted to patterns and cloth, specifically quilts

Bro what makes you quiltsexual
“I like to wrap the cloth around my dick and jerk off”
“Wait so do quilts make u horny?”
“Yea my quilts always smell like my cum

by Mocking fake sexuali October 10, 2021

Quiljor

To write with a quill pen joyfully.

They quiljoringly wrote the play in intricate calligraphy.

by Drunk Chemist August 27, 2021

Quiltard

Being a quiltard, is having an uncommunicable amount of retardation plus the fascist, woke ideology of the "Quiltloader"

"Why is this person so obsessed with the quiltloader? This person must be quiltarded."

by jebam July 27, 2022

Quiltardificationism

The process of the "Quilt Collaboration Community" (QCC) spreading their quiltardedness in every corner of the internet.

"You got banned from another server by QCC?"
"Yeah! Quiltardificationism is spreading!"

by jebam July 27, 2022

Quilting in the dark

When two young men tie their genitals together with dental floss and play tug of war.

“Dude my buddy and I love quilting in the dark, but I always lose.”

“Back in my college days quilting in the dark was all the rage in the dorms”

by Liz312 February 8, 2023

Louise Quilter

Seriously Most Awesome person alive. FACT

Wow that Louise Quilter is so awesome!!

by ernie785 January 8, 2012

Emoji Quilt

A group of emojis aranged in a square, or other pattern.

" It was so good to receive an emoji quilt from you. Its been too long."

by retrok9 May 3, 2018