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Quantum Endanglement

When an abnormally under-endowed gentleman offers his testicular capsule into the expecting oral feature of a consenting partner until the scrotum has enveloped the uvula in a warm caress. Pubic hair optional. Mint flavor optional. Follow on steps are up to the discretion of the performer.
Becky: Why does your voice sound so scratchy?
Svetlana: Got into a quantum endanglement with Chad last night hand he shaved recently so his balls had five o cock shadow and cheese grated my uvula. I came so hard.
by bambanubz July 7, 2021
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Quantum Bullshit Interval

The "Quantum Bullshit Interval" or "QBI" is the longest possible distance between two cars where you are still unable to turn/merge safely between them. The QBI only seems to manifest when you actually need to be somewhere on time, or when getting somewhere sooner would be a great convenience.
Were it not for the train of cars all locked at the Quantum Bullshit Interval, I would have made it to work on time.

Now that I can spot and point out the Quantum Bullshit Interval, my road rage has increased exponentially!
by NervouspyZ November 4, 2021
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quantum field theory

Quantum field theory is a postulate that the most difficult "important" problem in mathematics--the Riemann Hypothesis--is the solution to the "hard incompleteness" problem in computer science.

In other words: the draw-distance that is equivalent to the surface area of a transfinite space is also equal to the surface area of a wavelet (complex number).
The most difficult problem in computer science is the hard problem of indeterminacy (also called the hard problem of incompleteness).

The most 'complete' difficult problem in mathematics is the Riemann Hypothesis: the idea that the surface area of a transfinite space is equal to the draw-distance between two trans-finite spaces and that that draw-distance is equivalent to the surface area of the complex number or wavelet between the transfinite space and its adjacent transfinite space.

Quantum field theory speculates that equivalency equates to equality by hypothesizing that the draw-distance between two transfinite spaces being equivalent to the surface area of a wavelet ('half-moon') is a statement of equality between a polynomial-complete time-series and non-polynomial complete time-series.

In other words; equality is a statement of equivalency.
by flightfacilities January 4, 2022
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Quantum Ghibstein

The moment you start to fall asleep while watching a studio ghibli movie, and it incorporates itself into your dream for a brief moment. This can result in feelings of euphoria and bliss.
I started to fall asleep while watching howl’s moving castle and I experienced a quantum ghibstein.
by Ghibstein Enjoyer. January 6, 2022
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Quantum.Quattro

An extremely cool crystal.
Also the best tiktok account on the entire site.
Person a: have you heard of Quantum.Quattro
Person b: only the crystal
Person a: fucking die
by Quantum.Quattro June 16, 2022
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Quantum Catalyst

Quantum Catalyst i.e

The starting factor in any and every existence...

Also The reason for the big bang' boom...

Quantum Catalyst can be also identified as a person/persons

This person may be an entity of divine enlightenment...
This isn't the agent we sent for ...?!?...

Are you sure sir?

Well yes he looks like an "Average Joe"...

He's certainly not sir ...

He's a Quantum Catalyst...

His reach is Multiuniversal ...

His skills have no issues...

Okay we will send him to the beginning ...

Sir do you mean the Big Happening?

No, yet yes but when the Quantum Catalyst gets there it'll become the Big BadaBoom!!!

*Alternatively The Big Bang...

To obtain a friendship with one which is a Quantum Catalyst one must enter a state of awesomeness 👌...
by Realm Leaper February 25, 2023
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Quantum physics

Guy:you know about Quantum physics?
Guy2:I ain't ant man
by Saul goodman 1234569 April 29, 2023
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