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Pube Crystals

When sexual fluids crystallize in ones pubic region.
*after finishing* “I’d love to stay and cuddle but I’ve really got to pluck out these pube crystals in the bathroom
by Burgerfan123 December 18, 2017
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Pube Jockey

A girl who uses her mans overgrown pubes to pull herself further onto his cock for a deep throat. like a horse jockey pulls on a horse's reins.
Damn man last night when my girl blew me she pulled my pubes like she was a damn pube jockey.
by OhHaiDer June 29, 2010
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Rattle pube

Terminology used in the military to describe a stray pube in a room that stands up with the resemblance of a rattle snake.
NCO during Field Day Inspection: opens the freezer and screams at the junior enlisted “IS THAT A FUCKING RATTLE PUBE....... Failed”.
by Dick Kickem6969 July 30, 2020
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Pre-Pube

A derogatory term commonly used by the online gaming community against Pre-Pubescent males who own a microphone but have not yet had their voices broken yet.

A "Pre-Pube" will often be characterised by his squeaky voice, often considered an annoyance during online gaming.

In some rare cases, a matured woman may be confused with a "Pre-Pube" due to their contrastingly higher voices to other male players.
A: *Squeaky Voice* Hello guys! I am new to this game, will you show me how to play?
B: God, who let the Pre-Pube join this game? Piss Off!
by Roger_5000 October 29, 2012
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Pube Rake

Mitch's pube rake tickled Lindsey's vagina.
by Goodtimes1836 December 8, 2011
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pube helmet

hairstyle that resembles a helmet made from pubic hair, due to the tight curls that make it seem impenetrable, like a helmet.

super mario for example.

very popular look among middle-aged women.
dude, no wonder mario could jump up and break bricks with his head like whoa, he had the meanest pube helmet ever!

jonah kerr, seth rogen, your grandma.
by andocommando October 6, 2011
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Nose pubes

Nose hair that has grown so long it is noticed by others.

Should have been shaved before others noticed.

Also know as nasal hair or nose hair.
I went on a blind date but all I could notice was his nose pubes.
by RichGermanChocolate December 27, 2018
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