printer monkey

derogatory term for IT employees who think too highly of themselves

That Tony guy over in IT acts like he's God because he un-jams the Xerox every other day...I could do that printer monkey's job. I know how to use Google too.

If that printer monkey asks me if I restarted my laptop one more time I'm going to strangle him with my 5 ft USB cable.

by paula. June 30, 2014

Printer

When you see a really fit guy (or girl) and want to tell your friends without the attractive person knowing

Have you seen the printer over by the salad?

by PizzaSlut338 June 21, 2016

printernship

An internship where the main tasks is making copies and getting coffee for the real employees

I thought my summer internship would be fun but it was more of an printernship

by Olofisnumberone June 1, 2016

Princedeon

Someone who is athletic smart and will take your girl .

You are so princedeon dont take my girl.

by Prince ellis December 4, 2017

Painted Bathroom

Spending way to much money to a girl in an effort to get her to paint her bathroom in the most nonsexual manor.

I was at the bar and bought this chick 5 drinks and subbed to her but she still won't do a painted bathroom.

by xdtr infinityx November 19, 2018

Printer talk

When you are working in an office and you need an excuse to make small talk with someone you meet at the printer to talk. Note this can be elaborated on for any other office equipment like scanners, photocopiers, fax etc.

Person 1: The boss is looking at us if you want to finish talking lets do some printer talk
Person 2: That sounds like a good idea i'll head over now.

by Boomer_Zoomer January 29, 2019

Painted

When a man ejaculates onto his partner, and uses his finger(s) to make a drawing out of his spunk.

Last night I painted a flower on her back with my seed.

by TuggMeGood August 26, 2019