Pre-anger

Where one feels anger at someone for doing something without having any evidence that that person has actually done it

Guy 1: Fuck, your philadelphia cheese has been moved in the fridge, it's now stashed with Playford's stuff
Guy 2: What the fuck? What a dick, why did he move it, I bet he ate some of it
Guy 3: Cool it with the pre-anger dawg

by Blargle Margle April 8, 2011

Pre-ex

(noun) Relationship term used about a person soon to become a former boyfriend or girlfriend. Usually used when a break-up is (or should be) imminent.

- Is that her boyfriend or her ex?
- They haven't broken up yet, so he's her pre-ex.

by Stridspinglan April 11, 2010

pre-grease

The act of greasing one's body passage or orifice in anticipation of what will surely be the fucking of a lifetime. This term is is rarely used in the literal sense and more often found to be describing acts done to preempt a dire consequence of inaction.

"Dude, the boss will go apeshit if we don't get those reports done for the meeting on Friday"

"Relax, I pre-greased us last week by blaming the computer, we should be good."

by tokyotapes October 30, 2009

Pre-Blaze

to smoke marijuana before hanging out at a friends place to smoke more marijuana.

Nick: Hey broski you want to hit up chad's crib to smoke some bowls?
Rich:Yeah, should we pre blaze beforehand?
Nick: good idea, be over in a second. load the genie

Jimmy: Dang, you guys look faded
Nick: Yeah, we pre-blazed. Rich, load the genie

by TheGoodly1 September 21, 2009

Pre-enjengalate

When someone topples the tower in a game of Jenga on the first move.

Person 1: "damn, Sam toppled the tower on his first go!"
Person 2: "he pre-enjengalated bro!"

by Dan The Mango Man February 12, 2021

pre-employment

The time period between the end of one job and the conceivable beginning of another. Formerly known as unemployment.

After Sam left his job, he made sure to live it up during his newfound pre-employment period by buying a one-way ticket to Thailand.

by jandersonbaby September 29, 2013

Pre-Sandwich

1. A food item that includes the basic fundamentals of otherwise being a sandwich but lacks the substantive component of a separated edible enclosure to meet the full definition of a sandwich, ex, a hot dog.

2. A food item that has the potentiality to become a sandwich if the edible enclosure were separated via cutting utensil.

Subway Employee: "Do you want drinks, chips, or a cookie or are you just getting the sandwich today?"

Me: "Actually, I noticed you only cut one slit in the bread, thus making it a pre-sandwich since the bread is not two separates pieces. And yes, I'll take a medium drink."

by SandwichMetaphysics August 30, 2023