Pnaddled

Pnaddled is a combination of the words pwned and paddled, and is meant to be used in extreme situations of pwnage in gaming and sports environments. Pnaddled can also be used when someone is burned by an insult or joke. The word was invented by Jaymanator (Xbox live gamertag).

Jaymanator headshots an opponent. --> "Pnaddled!"

Jaymantor says "Come back when they drop!" Opponent leaves the server. --> "Pnaddled!"

by A Dragon Reborn December 15, 2008

Prandle

To playfully banter in a competitive way. Typically found in couples.

(1) Johnny and his girlfriend Lisa prandle about who is better at making the bed.
(2) Kurt calls Nikki to find out how to use the camera on his new cell phone and Nikki called him a crotchety old man. He refuted by calling her a cotton-headed ninny muggins. They prandled in this way for 20 minutes.

by YWP November 24, 2010

paddleduck.com

I am Aunt Julie and I wrote my 1st book. A collection of short stories growing up in Texas. I had 4 sisters so we have lots to share. My grandfather said I looked like a duck paddling in the water when I went swimming. That is how I became Paddleduck. My stories are for the young and young at heart. I started out writing for children but the adults are the ones asking for more.

paddleduck.com -At the end of the summer Uncle Albert drove us back to Houston and he didn't like to wear shoes. He said he like to let his toes breathe. My mother said he had smelly feet. Teresa cooked spaghetti, lasagna, beans and rice, roast or chicken and potatoes. When she cooked her roast it looked like a log. When she fried her chicken it looked like it was boiled. Grandpa said a big catfish was living in the car. He thought it would be easy to catch it coming out the window. He told Aunt Carolyn to go on the other side of the car and close the door. That fish was so smart that he locked the doors and rolled up the windows.

by paddleduck.com May 29, 2011

paddle sock

Any tubular cover made of fleece to fit over a canoe or kayak paddle to protect the paddle from harm. Invented in 1981 by Jill Ellis.

Wrap your stick with a paddle sock.

by Fionatheknowitall July 4, 2011

Paddle Disease

An addiction that hits members of highly active kayak and canoe clubs. Strong social ties combine with adrenaline and endorphins, released of the physical activity, to create an addiction-like state. The paddler will lose interest in other activities such as work, house-cleaning and sometimes even non-paddling friends and family members. Seriously diseased paddlers will often make excuses for even more aggressively dysfunctional members of their circle, especially leaders, rather than risk being cast out or walking away, and losing paddle buddies.

1. Dennis missed the opportunity to be at his mother's bedside when she passed away because of Paddle Disease; the Plateau got an inch and a half of rain and while his mom might be up for two more days, the creeks wouldn't.

2. If it weren't for Paddle Disease, she would have walked away from John long before he slept with those 3 other women on last weekend's canoe camping trip.

by NashDiggity February 8, 2012

Proddle

Combination of the words precious and noddles. Has the same meaning as smol bean just x10

"BTS is a bunch of proddles, I love them all."

by Adrian Blue February 28, 2017

paddle swatcher

Flat landers or city folks going north to go tubing, kayaking or canoeing down rivers and have no idea what their doing.

Look at them fucking paddle swatchers going in circles around the pond.

by Jayr39 July 21, 2017