pregnant nun

When you are having sex and you realize the condom broke. Smother her with a black scarf and hope to god she doesn't live.

Shit man, that pregnant nun i gave sue didnt work, looks like im gunna be a daddy.

by L-dot June 22, 2006

pregnant at 13

me

im pregnant at 13

by Nottingham slag November 26, 2020

Chest Pregnant

When a woman's breasts are so large, they are the size of a pregnant woman's belly.

Joe: When is that chick due?
Moe: She's not belly pregnant, just chest pregnant.
Joe: Oh.

by john jjj johnson July 18, 2009

Pregnant Virgin

Shove a small desk lamp up a women's(must be a virgin) vagina while on, lighting up her stomach giving it the appearance of Jesus, making her a pregnant virgin.

My girlfriend on our Christmas eve party was givin a pregnant virgin.

by app13s December 25, 2007

Double Pregnant

A rare phenomenon in which a women gets pregnant and then is impregnated once again while already being pregnant. Some skeptics claim that Double Pregnancy isn't real, however, evidence shows that a woman with double the amount of reproductive organs could possibly get double pregnant

Mitch- hey marko, could a girl get double pregnant
Marko- hey mitch, can you stop asking me that?

by Lancewickhunter June 26, 2010

Pregnant Pause

The amount of time it takes when you look at a girl and wonder if she's pregnant, or just fat.

I had a long Pregnant Pause on Joanie because her top is so loose.

by baronkgc May 24, 2017

Pregnant Joint

When a maryjuana rolled doobie has a bulge in the center.

Impregnated joints are said to be pregnant because of their oblong shape. Pregnant joints are prone to running when not rolled tight enough or loose in one area.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa October 23, 2016