Potato

Me.

I am a potato

by Im awesome fuck off June 07, 2015

Potato

A metaphor for describing a YouTube video that has a low camera quality

Why is the screen so blurry? Did you record this video on a Potato?

by partyrockstar222 October 30, 2016

Potato

a nickname that usually a girl gives a guy. the girls talk about him, referring to him as "potato" he will never find out

Potato talked to me in gym!!!

by LovaGurl12350 May 30, 2011

Potato

A slang word in Massachusetts for boobs.

Guy 1: Dude look and those potatoes!
Guy 2: Ya man I totally want to fry those taters.

by NinjaFighter March 25, 2008

Potato Potato

Same meaning as Potato Potahto, but used when texting to save time and energy of spelling out Potahto.

From the "What's that Word" podcast...Bald men, redheaded men; Potato Potato.

by Cori and Laura February 11, 2021

Potato, potato

The expression means: "Whatever!", with an ironic tone.

Phoebe: Even if the break up again, you better not let him in your sad men's club.
Ross: Divorced men's club.
Phoebe: Potato, potato

by CrowBR July 02, 2017

Potatoism

A religion that is holy in all aspects.

Potatoists worship the holy moon baby and the small potatoes. They believe that the Meme Army protects them from the wretched Vegital who lives in the Chewy Boba land.

If a Potatoist lives a good life, they are judged and sent to the basket, a holy land ruled by potatoes. If they are bad, their souls are sent to the Vegital's Realm and their Potato is sent to McDonalds.

They believe that the world should be Sommunist.

Enlightened man: "Hail the Potatoes in all life!"

Average Man: "What do you mean?"

Enlightened Man: "It means that you worship the Moon Baby. It is the only way to live properly."

Average Man: "..."

*The room is filled with holy light.

Enlightened Man 2 (The Average Man): "Yes. All hail the Potatoes!!! I am now a true man of Potatoism!!!"

by Supreme Comrade Stalin August 31, 2018