A sex position in which the male sits on the toilet with legs spread and the girl sits on top of his dick and basically rides him. Perfect position for your girl if she wants to try topping and is usually comfortable for both parties, legs may get sore but it's an added bonus workout, it's an easy position!
Guy 1: omg i can't believe you let her top you!
Guy 2: what, she wanted to practice, it was just the Porcelain Goddess...
Guy 2: what, she wanted to practice, it was just the Porcelain Goddess...
by Waifu!~ April 19, 2022
Get the Porcelain Goddess mug.The act of positioning numerous porcelain dolls in sexual, absurd positions around someones house during a party. Often located in places that will be found long after the party is finished, like in freezers and showers. This act is done completely out of good fun, and just hoping to get a good laugh from other people.
Guy 1: The party was getting pretty boring, so we made some porcelain doll sex scenes around the house. But the homeowner got kind of pissed off.
guy 2: Hahaa sick, did u make sure you had photographic evidence of them for a good laugh later on?
guy 2: Hahaa sick, did u make sure you had photographic evidence of them for a good laugh later on?
by ILoveporcelaindollsex.com April 24, 2009
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When you have diarrhea but it's not completely runny. It comes out as several small pieces of shit really quickly that all hit the water like a meteor shower in the sky.
Guy 1: "Man, there was a porcelain meteor shower last night after I ate all that Mexican food."
Guy 2: "WTF dude TMI!!"
Guy 2: "WTF dude TMI!!"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010
Get the Porcelain Meteor Shower mug.Throwing up. Can be used in two ways:
a) euphemism for drunk-barf.
b) euphemism for bulemic-induced barf.
a) euphemism for drunk-barf.
b) euphemism for bulemic-induced barf.
a)
Brad: Whoa... last night I got totally sloshed and was worshipping the porcelain altar for ages.
John: We know. We heard you.
b)
Brittney: So, ok, I've been, like, worshipping the porcelain altar... if you know what I mean... and I think it's made me like, so totally skinny! But I'm still like, way fat. You know?
Kelsey: Yaaa, hon, ya. Trust me. I've been at it for like, a year. And look at me.
(Hip bones protrude)
I'm like, a blimp.
Brad: Whoa... last night I got totally sloshed and was worshipping the porcelain altar for ages.
John: We know. We heard you.
b)
Brittney: So, ok, I've been, like, worshipping the porcelain altar... if you know what I mean... and I think it's made me like, so totally skinny! But I'm still like, way fat. You know?
Kelsey: Yaaa, hon, ya. Trust me. I've been at it for like, a year. And look at me.
(Hip bones protrude)
I'm like, a blimp.
by grapefruit95 June 14, 2010
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Get the porcelain chariot mug.when someone takes a mean dump, preferably at a bakery and forgets to flush on purpose. leaving the turds "pasteries" in there for the next unlucky users enjoyment.
i went to take a shit at the local bakery and as i opened the toilet seat i gawked at the porcelain pastry someone had left for me.
by BROSKIxSCALLOPS May 9, 2012
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See also the legendary Ska Punk edgy controversial meme based band 'Porcelain Mugs' managed by Deano.
See also the legendary Ska Punk edgy controversial meme based band 'Porcelain Mugs' managed by Deano.
by WW deano July 8, 2014
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