shot putter

code word for an ugly person: the further the shotputt the uglier the girl

ew look at the shotputter. Yeah shes got like 100 yards

by meredith May 13, 2005

Platterphile

When you have a sexual fetish for doing the dishes.

“Man, Hunter doing dishes AGAIN, must be a platterphile!”

by Just A Man Who Loves Defining February 2, 2021

batter platter

A batter platter is when a guy cums on a girl's face and then antiques her. (throws flour on her face)

dude you remember that chick from last night?!

yeah man what happened?!

Dude, I batter plattered the shit out of her!!!

by thedudes88 September 25, 2013

sampler platter

A sampler platter is when a man is having a threesome with 2 females and those females are nude on top of one another while the man is alternating between both females, penetrating them both.

Hey man, how did it go with stacey and sarah?

Good bro, we got down, they laid it on with the sampler platter last night.

by Chigga nuggets April 20, 2014

putter

weapon of choice by Hinckle

Mr. Hinckle will kill you with his putter in tornado mode.

by mike March 27, 2003

fiesta platter

A new item on Taco Bell's menu that includes the main portion of your choice, beans, chips, and salsa, all made with the most digusting ingredients possible. After consuming a fiesta platter, one then has a fiesta in the toilet for days.

"Dude, Alvie, I don't feel so good. I had a fiesta platter for lunch today."

"Oh, me too bro.I had a fiesta in the toilet after that."

by Mayhem61 April 7, 2008

putterlik

A putterlik is one who licks putters. Licking putters is crucial to the survival of this beautiful creature. Once one starts licking, there is no stopping a putterlik, unless you cut off it's head. Do not approach a putterlik from behind, unless gone unnoticed, for putterliks are vicious creatures with cat-like reflexes, and will rip your head off in one swipe. Putterliks are known to be highly venemous creatures, and there is no known anti- venom available. So don't fuck with a putterlik, or you will die.

"Did you see that putterlik licking joel's putter last night? I wouldn't want to fuck with that putterlik!"

by holly hellcat October 25, 2011