Ploser

Poser and Loser put together in a word. A fake person that doesn't get success in his/her life.

1.He's fake!

2.Yes he's a Ploser!

by DeathMagnetic October 13, 2008

ploppington

An elegant poo

What a pleasure one had exercising that ploppington out of ones rear end

by Knowlsey boy April 12, 2017

cow plop

a fundraising event that involves fencing off a small area, spray painting boxes with numbers in them, selling raffle tickets with numbers matching the boxes, setting a cow loose in said boxed area and wait for it to shit and if it shits on your number you win

Y’all gonna go watch the cow plop s’evenin’?

by fucken West Virginians January 29, 2018

Sloppy Ploppy

A child friendly way of writing diarrhoea, coined by a man only known as Distantpeak.
It's easier to spell, and more fun to say!

Brian: Ah bru, my insides are writhing like snakes.
Alan: Did you take a tablet for your insides?

Brian: Nah! It's too late, I gotta take a sloppy ploppy.

by Nedflix'n'Diddly July 12, 2019

plop one out

"to plop one out" is slang for "to give birth." it is often used when making fun of the birth-giving process.

Pa, I just plopped another one out? Where can I put it?

SUE ANN, HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YOU NOT TO PLOP ONE OUT WHEN COMPANY IS OVER?

by Mofo Egg Salad November 16, 2006

Plop

Poop, crap, take a dump, ect.

I'm going to go take a good long plop.

by Frogbutt November 30, 2004

Plop Rocket

When you take a dump and jack off at the same time.

Dude i just Plop Rocketed in your bed.

by Wessmess January 17, 2009