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piper chapman

by THE ANONINIBIMUOUSE February 28, 2017
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Gavin Piper

A whiny little “future marine” that can’t take a joke and hates his life. He has threatened to shoot up his school multiple times and claims that he will kill everyone. He is a mondo cunt waffle and his mom wants him to get the fuck out of her house and to find the chromosome that he is missing.
Gavin Piper threatened to shoot me to day so I said he was a lactating tiny penis bitch and he cried and ran away.
by THEBIGONEBOI January 17, 2019
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bag piper

A man who has unwanted sex with his undesirable wife out of duty. ie lays his pipe into a "bag"
Jimmy has to leave the bar early. Fat Marcy called and said he better get home and give her some luvin' or she'll divorce him and take the house. He's such a bag piper.
by wordforger69 February 20, 2010
mugGet the bag pipermug.

piper joe

(Australian slang) used in reference to the act of or process of smoking a cone/bowl through a bong, pipe or other apparatus.
Erh, that one had a bit of zing in it. Want another piper joe before I pack this shit up?
by Yggdrasil April 8, 2008
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bag piper

1. One who engages in oral sex with a male.
2. One who engages in oral sex with a male while at the same time humming simultaneously

The origins of this word come from Sean and Joe, taken from the original Middle English word bage pipiere. It is said this way because the male anatomy can be compared to a bag pipe.
1. Steve is a fuckin bag piper.
2. Last night I was hanging out with that girl, and she totally bag piped me.
3. She was bag piping so hard last night that she got the "Eye of the Tiger" stuck in my wang.
by pseudonym May 13, 2005
mugGet the bag pipermug.

kevin piper

The perfect male specimen. Funny, kind, intelligent, adorable, hard working, handsome and handy; the total package.
Kevin Piper is the one that got away ; I will always regret my decision. But he seems happy , so I am happy for him , although I miss him terribly.
by SadiSappySucker January 5, 2019
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Pay the piper

A statement one makes when collecting money won in a wager or bet of any kind. A reference to The Pied Piper of Hamelin.
Godwin: I got 5 bucks you don't make this shot.

Jep: I will take that bet. *misses his shot*

Godwin: Pay the piper son.
by KnightofNerdom June 19, 2019
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