Piker party

A disfunctional family who have no outlook on life, no goals they want to achieve, and no desire to become employed who bitch about how their government assistance has been cutoff

Mike looked across the street and pointed out the piker party to his wife saying "look honey The welfare family reunion was ruined this year"

by Kurt breezy December 24, 2013

Pikachu Main

Annoying pieces of shit that spam aerials.

That man is a pikachu main

by Hgdfhdhbb April 5, 2019

Pikru

Men who been granted god-like lips for hickeys and b-jobs deserve this name. They are not good with the ladies but man can the pleasure guys. They are a rare species and some are undying sports fans although they have a poor choice in selecting good teams.

"Hey, my boyfriend treated me like a Pikru last night. He got me hard."

by bten_music June 15, 2019

pikachu is a virign

The thing you hear in slipknot's song instead of Packaging subversion

1: did you hear that
2:what?
1:he said pikachu is a virign
2:no he said Packaging subversion
1: lmao k

by Hate crimes August 29, 2020

Piking

The act of sitting back while others do the work. Often seen in MMORPG games and union jobs.

I was too weak to do the raid with everyone, so I spent the time piking at the entrance.

by DaHolmes April 24, 2023

Weapon Pikey

Someone who camps or avoids all combat at an attempt of getting himself all available weapons in an online game, such as Doom.

A cheat.

"Stop being a weapon pikey asshole, I only have a handgun!"

by JMM June 22, 2006

Bandwidth Pikey

Not to be confused with Wi-Fi Gypsies

A person who travels around in a caravan or more likely white transit van looking for free or unprotected Wi-Fi points, wherever people stupid enough not to have a firewall may go. Unlike Wi-Fi Gypsies, if you cross their palm with bandwidth, they will steal your bandwidth, your collection of porn and CD keys and most probably your paypal account details.

Another key difference between Bandwidth Pikeys and Wi-Fi Gypsies is that Wi-Fi gypsies can trace their origins to travelling laptop users frequenting Romanian porn sites. In contrast, Bandwidth Pikeys have no history and if traced are often found to have a criminal reccord.

Bandwidth Pikeys use cracked versions of both Windows Vista and Windows ME, it is thought that the shitness of these operating systems may be linked to the Bandwidth Pikeys bad temperament. Hardcore Bandwidth Pikeys may be seen running other operating systems, this is usually an indication that they have not only stolen Wi-Fi, but also a laptop to access it with.

A Bandwidth Pikey was recently spotted in the Wetherspoons closest the train station in Milton Keynes, where he ordered a pint of Fosters, unfortunately spoons were out of fosters and he was forced to make do with a pint of Carling which really isn’t the same thing.
To vent his frustration, said Bandwidth Pikey downloaded cracks for Photoshop v3, Dreamweaver, Hackingtosh and most horrifically... hello kitty island adventure. He also forcefully gained access to 12 Gmail accounts (which are now on his spam distribution list) and 3 eBay accounts. “Merry Christmas you’ve just bought me a macbook pro running OSX snow leopard”

by Djlc January 3, 2010