teenage boy phobia

the act/ fear/ DEEP FUCKING HATRED of a male aged from 10-20.
teenage boys can be emo, racist, retards, slow, a lesbian's tool
those with teenage boy phobia should avoid any guys that

1. dont smile

2. Have wide eyes. it means they are either emo or a dufus

3. seem to know a lot and

4. are horny all the time
see teenaged boys

Eliza: Omg ian's such an ass

Sarai: Tell me about it. I have teenage boy phobia.

Eliza: its a good thing your a lesbian then.

by Mimiaru September 27, 2009

mole-o-phobia

Fear of moles, as in the type of mole one may have on their skin.

'Dude, look at the size of that M-M-MOLE! MOLEH MOLEH MOLEH! I must have mole-o-phobia!'

by Surina January 3, 2008

gank-o-phobia

when some one won't come out of a friendly town due to someone constantly ganking them in a mmorpg.

arma: yo whats the problem we got to do the mission.
deathsky: no frikkin way that lv 70 is givin me gank-o-phobia.
arma:your a bitch

by dkdj29 February 12, 2008

IM Trail Phobia

A person who is scared to death of the bashing and shit talking she does on IM and will not allow an audit trail.

HR called me and the IM Trail Phobia was really buzzing.
I talked so much shit today at work, the IM Trail Phobia is going to kill me.

by Agathapanthas January 6, 2011

horizontal phobia

pronounced: *WHORE*-IZ-ON-TAL-FOE-BEE-UH...DUH...OMG THAT LIKE SO TOTALLY RHYMED....THE best gothic band ever....

i dunno dude i have to do too many other gothic-like things to think of an example...

by i dont remember my name..i bumped my head on a wall and forgot it..where am i? is this heaven? April 22, 2005

Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP)

Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) is a syndrome that occurs when older employees at a company resist using calendaring software - insisting on continuing their use of paper planners.

Employee 1: Oh my gosh, why can't Sally just use our calendering system to schedule meetings. She is always calling or emailing me to see if I have availability. "Um, check the electronic calendar"
Employe 2: Oh dude, she has a serious case of Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) - she may never get rid of her old-school paper planner.

by Stoolie November 25, 2014

left tentacle-o-phobia

when youre scared of left tentacle in undercards

o shizzle this guy has left tentacle-o-phobia

by Hubertus_gaming October 3, 2017