Michael Phelps 

Only the most AWESOMEREST, hottest, most amazing swimmer in the history of the world, who broke the record for breaking records, with 8 gold metals in a single olympic setting, and 14 metals in life time.

I now Ammend that we substitute Michael Phelps for all Chuck Norris Jokes.

Michael Phelps by Thnx4thmmrs_8443 October 17, 2008

Michael Phelps 

A super hot swimmer who won 8 gold medals during the 2008 olympics in Beijing, breaking the gold medal record.

1. Did you see Michael Phelps last night, he won his race last night being as hot as ever.

2. I wonder what music Michael Phelps has on his ipod.

Michael Phelps by Bobeesh October 18, 2008

michael phelps 

one of the sexiest men you'll ever see. you'll wanna blow him. trust me.

oh my god did you see michael phelps?! i wanna fuck him so hard

michael phelps by prankstess October 17, 2008

Richi Phelps 

A 10 year old Mexican boy who posted threatened a friend over facebook claiming to have the following:
Major in thermonuclear engineering, A private army, Maestery in martial arts and big firearms. The photo went viral causing the kid to suffer so much bullying he eventually killed himself.

Can be used in two different ways:
1. Refer to something as overpowered.
2. Make suicide jokes.

''Holy shit bruh, just pulled a Richi Phelps!'' Said Timmy to John after John knocked out a down a toddler with one punch.

''DUDE,did you hear about it, Suzie pulled a Richi Phelps in her bathroom!'' (Suzie hanged herself)

Richi Phelps by Nader Jeto March 19, 2016

michael Phelps 

cumming in/on a girls eyes to where she cant see and then saying "You should have brought a snorkel!"

yea last night i gave hannah a Michael Phelps

michael Phelps by Phelpsfan0505 October 24, 2009

Michael Phelps 

A fucking beast!!!! He is...
Half dolphin
Half Matthew Bellamy and
Half human

Sports fanatic: Did you see that Michael Phelps win his fourteenth gold medal last night?
Someone who doesn't care about watching the best swimmer in the world: nope
Sports Fanatic: you're such a fuckin loser. Go kill yourself...

Michael Phelps by trptking October 10, 2008

michael phelps 

synonym for god, zeus etc.

also the only piece of matter in the universe to ever challenge chuck norris to a duel of life and death and still live.

michael phelps is not a human

michael phelps by blabla!! October 12, 2008