persian

a race in which every person insists their dad was a brain surgeon, general, CEO, or related to the King of Persia, until the 'Revolution'.

Back in Iran, my dad was a brain surgeon/prince/general/CEO/ambassador. Then the revolution happened.

Oh really, how old was your dad during the revolution.

He was 11.

Dude, this persian is smoking too much hashish!

by crazyass1234 June 22, 2009

Persian Journalist

A Persian Journalist is when you place the end of a hookah hose up a female's rectum. You then blow into the hookah hose. This is a Persian Journalist

Dude can I borrow a hookah hose? My girlfriend wants a Persian Journalist.

by SeanSullivan69 October 6, 2012

persian window

having a girl about to jump out of a window with one leg still inside and the other leg outside. from here, you approach and fuck her in the spot, but be careful not to be too loud where your neighbors can hear you.

Erika was about to jump out from Bobak's window. With one leg still inside, Bobak performed the Persian window on her with some strong thrusts and she enjoyed it!

by omfgI337 April 18, 2007

persian shower

to shave one's pubic hair and place it on someone else's face

He killed my dad, so one night when he was sleeping I gave him a persian shower.

by Bobby John 007 February 28, 2008

Persian

Straight Ballers, nothing less. Only race that can floss before they even show up at a party. Show Off's, Big Spenders

Are you persian? no. Well u want some persian in you? YES. works everytime with the ladies

by Millad December 9, 2003

persian

Persian in fact is more white and are the true arians jackass, only haters like u talk shit about stuff u dont know. Persians are hairy but not as hairy as most people think. I am persian/american and i was born in dallas texas around mostly whites or black and ive always been prowd of my race. the guy who posted his defintion before me , ( if u noticed) is a blatant homosexual hater and should come to dallas texas to get his ass beat the fuck up. 214 729 9318 or hit me up on yahoo my id is kmc187274, i got pics and i have Owned many white chicks asshole so fuck off just because us persians fuck and took ur white woman from u haters . lol the first definition of persians was probably the most correct def. of all these that ive seen posted. Persians are the most successful american minority. and we got money and cars and all that shit but u dont have to be ness. rich to have all this shit. U just gotta have hookups. Man i so feel like beating that guys ass who posted before me. fagget hater motherfucker. U sound like a complete jack ass. i would take u serious if u said that in a persians face... fagget pussy

Haters get there ass whipped . Ali G for life biatch!!!!1

by kmc187274 July 19, 2008

persian

A person of the great Aryan race.
Usually fair skinned but have dark hair.
There are many variations depending on what province they are from.
E.G people from Hormozgan province will most likely have olive skin and black hair. Whereas people from Ardabil will have fair skin and brown/black/blonde hair.

Eye colours are usually Brown or Blue. Green is uncommon.

Rich culture

by Juter December 18, 2003