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Pringle Penis

When a man has an issue with his penis that cause it to turn into a pringles crisp (chip) whenever he enters a woman. Can cause a lot of trouble for anyone that suffers with it as they have to settle for other forms of sexual activity.
Person 1: Yo dude did you bang that chick last night?

Person 2: Nah man, I got pringle penis so she spent the night cleaning crumbs of my former dick from her vagina.

Person 1: Shit, I feel bad for you son.
by goldbergtdpw December 16, 2012
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paris

a loving person who never gives up on any thing. have a lot of attitude.but when it comes to social skills its another story
by paris forever December 4, 2019
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fellas in paris

the white name for n***as in paris, by Kanye Westnand Jay Z
Hey, have you heard Fellas in Paris? It's really good.
by AnonymousPluto February 9, 2021
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penis chum

i’m hanging out with my penis chums tonight at the bar
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Penis Slogan

Penis Slogan: {pee-nis sloh-guhn} (N.) Any original slogan, phrase, or aspect of pop culture that has been tweaked and modified, carefully inserting the Penis, to create a satisfying new rendition of the original.
Some Penis Slogans:
1. It's one small step for man... One giant Penis for mankind
2. Capital One, whats in your Penis?
3. The 40 Year Old Penis
4. Penis, It’s what’s for dinner!
5. The Good, the Bad, and the Penis
6. Sprite. Obey your Penis.
7. To Penis or not to Penis? That's the question.
8. Give me Penis, or give me death!
9. I swear to give the Penis, the whole Penis, and nothing but the Penis.
10. Honey I shrunk the Penis!
11. A Penis a day keeps the doctor away!
12. Papa John’s: Better ingredients, better Penis
13. James and the Giant Penis.
14. Hungry? Why wait? Grab a Penis!
15. Snow white and the seven Penises
16. Where's the cream filling? Penis, now that's the stuff
17. Skittles - taste the Penis
18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Penis?
19. Subway, eat Penis!
20. I’m Cuckoo for Coco-Penis!
21. There is no wrong way, to eat a Penis.
22. Think outside the Penis
23. White Penis: What you Crave!
24. America's next top Penis.
25. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis
26. Like a good neighbor, Penis is there.
27. You can’t catch me lucky Penis!
28. Pay no attention to the man behind the Penis!
29. Ask not what your Penis can do for you-- ask what you can do for your Penis.
by crazylegs123 January 19, 2010
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Pebis

A misspelling of the word "Penis." Commonly found in shitpost and memes.
Thats a huuuge pebis
by Bin chicken lord June 5, 2018
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time to penis

The amount of time it will take for a user of a product or service to use it to make a penis joke
"TTP, or time to penis, is a mathematical constant, defined as Zero."
by The Other John Hanclock December 26, 2011
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