The net is coming off the pegs

When shit hits the fan.

Me: How are you doing?
Him: The net is coming off the pegs.

by Glue Gun November 30, 2017

up periscope

(v.) Naval term for a submarine to raise the periscope so the crew can see what is going on above water level.


(n.) Bath-time fun for young boys.

Up periscope! down periscope! Up periscope! Down periscope!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Up Periscope

Bathtime game for up to one person.

"Up periscope, now dive, dive."

by Jtron 3000 October 5, 2003

Periscoping

the act of walking around an office with cubicles, and peeking over the wall to check out the worker. Usually done by tall male workers who think they are sly.

Effing Dwayne, he spends two hours a day periscoping all the ladies in accounting.

by Johnnie Bee February 22, 2011

pergolezzie

A lesbian who frequents Caffe Pergolesi, a popular hipster/homo haven in Santa Cruz, CA.

Want to get some coffee and maybe hit on a few Pergolezzies?

by ®© March 21, 2007

Up periscope

The act of deficating with only the buttocks above the surface of water.

Yesterday at the lake I saw a guy up periscope in the middle of the cove while people were swimming all around him!

by sailorjerrypoo November 20, 2010

Work perks

A female in the office who has large breasts and wears very tight tops to show them off, people seem to always stare at these 'works perks'.

There are some benefits for working at my place. The work perks are great on the new Admin girl.

by tttgirls January 31, 2016