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dick fat percentage

Hey dog, you been trying to cut back on your dick fat percentage?
by ethan bishop May 7, 2007
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perdew

very homosexual...i mean, beyond gay...richard simmons looks at a perdew and says, "wow, what a queer -- now let's do 20 jumping jacks"
look at that perdew smile as there are many men behind him, thrusting and inserting, multiple multiple times
by Andy Perdew May 17, 2006
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twenty percenter

A person that has 80% of their head up their ass... Often used on the road to refer to people driving on I476 or I76 in the Philadelphia region because of their lack of ability to merge onto a moving highway. Also used to describe all of New Jersey's drivers... They cause traffic jams because they apply the brakes instead of gas when trying to merge onto a fast moving highway thus causing accidents, or making everyone stop causing a chain reaction traffic jam that doesn't end until sometime around 7:30pm... These roads would otherwise be clear if these people had the ability to access the other 80%.

Also used to describe everyone that drives to the beach on late friday afternoons during rush hour.
Driver in front: "Hey, look at me. I think I'm a safe driver because I go 35MPH to merge onto a highway that has an average speed of 75MPH!"

Smart Driver stuck behind: "What a fucking twenty percenter. Now none of us can merge smoothly."
by Jack Bell June 25, 2007
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Persenility

Contraction of Personality and Senile

When one’s persona becomes riddled with the humorous condition usually associated with old age. When a charismatic or humorous individual enters into the mindset of frequently mistaking the real, the unreal and the surreal at random.
Just because you suffer from persenility, don't feel obliged to infect me with it.

I was suffering from persenility after being harasseled all day.
by Nards_OTC August 22, 2007
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Peeden

Man, I didn't know that she was a Peeden!
by EliRx February 11, 2009
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perdangalous

A situation that is perilous and dangling.
You better wipe that booger from your nose. Its perdangalous.

My relationship with this girl is going nowhere its just perdangalating.

That climber hasn't moved in 10 minutes...that dude is experiencing a perdangalous epic.
by strange fever October 26, 2010
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perventage

the percentage of the omegle population that will expose their genitals on webcam
OMG! There was a large perventage of perverts on that website! They all wanted to take their pants off!
by anc17 February 19, 2011
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