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pecker-slap

A sexual act that Paris Hilton is quite accustomed to....being slapped in the face with a floppy dick.

Also used as a slang term for getting your ass kicked in a game of some type.
OMG LOL I just got finished getting pecker-slapped playing counterstrike.
by The Toe August 6, 2004
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tard parker

Someone who cannot park their vehicle correctly in a parking lot. Originated by employees at the Competitive Gear bike shop in Erie, Pennsylvania.
If that tard parker dings my Subaru, I'm going to slash his tires.
by improviduto August 26, 2005
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Peter Parker Syndrome

Being brilliant but lazy.
I could have gottn an A if I didn't suffer from Peter Parker Syndrome.
by DarkElite777 December 31, 2007
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Perera

The last name of someone usually in the coast of Mexico .Pereras are never in a group but are kind of lone wolves, theyre usually white and regular sized people ,They are extremely physically fit and highly intelligent people with massive penis sizes. Pereras will never agree to somebody else´s ideas and will always stick to their own and most importantly will always be looking forward to things out of his reach.
guy1: perera MEN, stop chasing that girl she is far away from your reach

perera: Never !!!
by TOBYTRON November 30, 2011
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pecker tracks

after joann gave me a great blow job i noticed pecker tracks on the seat covers
by Anonymous October 17, 2003
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Peter Parker

A person who loves Mary Jane a.k.a Marijuana
"Hey you know Jeremy?"
"Yeah dude he's like the biggest Peter Parker in our grade."
"REALLY? I didn't know he smoked weed."
by Kashmando January 2, 2012
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Reverse Parkers

/noun/: The douche bags who insists on backing into a parking space, rather than driving in the normal way, because they are convinced it will save them time and trouble when they have to leave. Never mind that it inconveniences EVERYONE else around them.
"Look, it's one of those idiot Reverse Parkers. How much time did that dumbass just take to get that spot?"
"At least 5 minutes. And the mouth breather took half of the space next to him."
by serenity450 February 28, 2010
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