The greatest intramural dynasty there ever was at the University of Connecticut. The two-time defending male all-campus champions. We have more championships than you have friends.
Joe: Who are we playing today?
Steve: The Abused Pelicans.
Joe: Shit, we're gonna get our asses whooped today.
Steve: Why?
Joe: They never lose at anything, they're the best there ever was.
Steve: The Abused Pelicans.
Joe: Shit, we're gonna get our asses whooped today.
Steve: Why?
Joe: They never lose at anything, they're the best there ever was.
by elcapitano22 September 16, 2011
Get the Abused Pelicansmug. A sexual act in which a man engages in anal sex with another man (or woman.) He then ejaculates into said partner's anus, then proceeds to orally remove (aka suck) his semen from his partner's anus. The two then proceed to orally exchange the semen between each other (see snowballing.)
by Reverend Venezia June 1, 2006
Get the dusty pelicanmug. When you're banging a chick on the beach and then throw her in the ocean and suffocate her in the sand and proceed to fuck her while she's screaming for air.
by King Singh October 9, 2008
Get the Screaming Pelicanmug. When you're getting head on th beach, right before you blow your load, grab a fistful of sand and throw it in her eyes.
"I got on that girl on the beach last night." "Really? You give her the screaming pelican?" "Oh yeah."
by Anonymous May 28, 2003
Get the Screaming Pelicanmug. by ToolyTowers September 1, 2003
Get the Pelican Boardmug. Probably the greatest Battlefield and Hitman 2 youtuber. He also wants you to spread the good world of his channel by holding 100 people hostage on an airplane until everyone subscribes to his channel.
Please marry and have sex with a famous person and name the newborn baby Modest Pelican Gaming, because that would really help spread the good world of my channel.
by Hob Nobben May 10, 2019
Get the Modest Pelican Gamingmug. by Loc-IN-$outh-$ide.R60 September 21, 2004
Get the pelicanmug.