petting the kangaroo

the act of manual stimulation of the genitals; masturbation

I came back from class and to my dismay, I walked into my room to find Scooby petting the kangaroo while watching Crocodile Dundee

by bj447799 October 7, 2009

petting the weasel

Other wise known as fucking your hands , this is a term for masturbation.

"Is bill coming out tonight?"

"No, I think he's petting the weasel instead"

by sneakypickleboy September 5, 2016

Petting Rabbits

Petting Rabbits is defined as the fingering of a woman

Petting Rabbits is the fingering of a woman.

Person 1: So how many fingers do you use to pet rabbits?
Person 2: Two, three if I’m feeling adventurous.

by hadesquietchild November 14, 2019

Teddy petting

When someone fucks someone wearing a teddy bear outfit with bear genitels.

Teddy petting is were one person fucks or is fucked by someone in a teddy
Bear outfit.

by Jeronimoi April 12, 2017

heavy petting

ummm im not to sure but i think its pretty much anything while the clothes are still on. Like foreplay but more pointless.

tara caught us doing some "heavy petting" WTF.

by emoanthony October 10, 2005

peacing

1. To Peace
2. When two people commit to the physical aspects of a relationship but not the emotional. They do not considered themselves dating. Often used by Oakville kids.
3. See also: Fuck Buddies

Person 1: Did you know John and Carol are peacing?
Person 2: Really? For how long?
Person 1: I dunno, but John was peacing with Betty last week!

by Mank Mclorderlots July 5, 2006

Petting the Kitty

a) To cautiously treat an individual so not to upset them or anger them.
b) To calm down, listen too, and reassure an agitated person.
c) The process of giving someone upset the ”there, there” pat on the back, for a matter that the upset person has overreacted on.
d) Making someone feel better about their incompetence.

Someone (co-worker, friend, etc) makes a mistake, is terribly upset, but not taking responsibility for their mistake. That "there, there" when not needed but will calm the upset person down so that you don't have to deal with there attitude. You are now petting the kitty to calm them down.

by dreamcatcherr9 October 28, 2013