Circus Peanuts

Possibly the best candy in the history of the world. Almost a mysterious figure in the eyes of some, can change your cravings into feelings of death. Shaped like normal peanuts (but colored pinkish orange for a circus-theme), they can either be chewy or soft, depending on the brand who creates them. The only brands willing to even incorporate the words "Circus" and "Peanut" together are generic candy brands found in the rural town gas stations of America, and maybe even other places. Known to many as "That gross orange peanut that nobody likes", Some may think of it as god-like.

Facts (Taken from Wikipedia):
-The type of gelatin used in it is Pork Skin.
-In 1963, General Mills vice president John Holahan inventively discovered that Circus Peanuts shavings yielded a tasty enhancement to his breakfast cereal. General Mills formalized the innovation and created Lucky Charms, the first breakfast cereal to contain marshmallow bits (or "marbits").
-Over the years the best selling item has been orange in color, banana in flavor, and peanut in shape

Circus Peanuts are a delicious treat for boys and girls.

This treat, kids, is a gift from the Gods.

Dang Nabbit those Circus Peanuts are badical, I was cravin' em so badlike and once I had some I felt like never wanting them again, and boom an hour later I'm cravin for another whole helping of em'.

by Ah eddy October 9, 2006

atomic peanut

Atomic Peanut is a character from the stories 'Peanut's life'. This character is an annoying child who calls his playstation 2 Norbert. He also feeds it crisps and beer by opening the disc tray and loading crisps onto it and then closes it, while pouring beer in through it. He believes Norbert can fly and will reguarly tie a red cape round it and hold him and make him fly round the house.

Peanut was flying Norbert round the house one day and got to into it and believed Norbert could fly. So Peanut launched him out the open window and to his schock and horror Norbert did not fly gracefully but instead plummeted into the concrete below.

by apemanjon July 6, 2005

tea peanut

when farting the little piece of shit that falls out unexpectngly.

i just farted and left a tea peanut in my underwear.

by g-killa August 3, 2006

Playground Peanut

The act of leaving a small peanut sized shit inside the baby swing at your local playground for an unfortunate soul to set their child in.

Honey, Honey don't set Kevin in that one, last time he left a Playground Peanut

by AShrekle February 9, 2018

Party Peanut

A fooligan who messes around, often distrubing others.

*Camp Winnipesaukee
Mr. Fletcher: I thought I told you tw- two party peanuts to GO TO BED!
Justin and Jimmy - Party Peanuts?

by fatmilarathate November 18, 2018

Peanut Zord

The highly intelligent Chihuahua from Staten Island that communicated non verbally and could actually read your mind. This one of a kind Zord was extremely loving but had no problem expressing his displeasure when you misunderstood Peanut.

Peanut Zord wants you to take him out.

by WZ USA December 16, 2021

Peanut hairs

Shit particles that latches on your butt hole hair.

After taking a shit Kelli decided to eat my peanut hairs

by Conklol August 3, 2013