paving scam

A scam devised by gypsies which involves a "paver" stopping by a house or business stating "I have some leftover asphalt from a big job and I can pave your driveway inexpensively." They either do a really poor job, jack up the price that you agreed to, or do the job after you say no and demand money.

John calls his Boss: "Some weird looking smelly guy is asking if we want him to pave our driveway? He says he has a bunch of leftover asphalt and can do it real cheap."

John's Boss: "NO NO NO NO NO!!!! Tell that disgusting gypsy to take his paving scam elsewhere!"

by coopdalai March 17, 2010

Passing Strange

To be black and to act like the typical black person that others want you to be when you are really not. Used in the Broadway show of the same name.

I will go to Morehouse, and join a frat so I can be Passing Strange like the rest of those negroes.

by Lweber584 June 19, 2008

Ass Passing

Your partner farts in your mouth while you're eating out their ass. You then proceed to keep the fart in your mouth and pass it to your partner via a kiss.

Daisy was ass passing with Coke Spice.

by PeoplesChamp!!! November 15, 2007

pmsing

When a woman is hormonal, irrational, moodswingy, bloated, crampy etc. due to the fact that she's on her period or is about to start her period.

boyfriend: hey babe. girlfriend: fuck off. boyfriend: woah, sorry. whats the matter? girlfriend: shuttup you douche bag. boyfriend: whats your problem? girlfriend: you think i'm fat?!?!?! thanks alote bastard. boyfriend: are you pmsing? girlfriend: yes, screw you ass hole! i need some tampons! boyfriend: it's okay babe i'll get you some. (boyfriend leaves to supposedly get tampons). boyfriend: (on cell phone) ahh dude i need to crash crib for a wee, jessica's pmsing!

by passionateone May 29, 2009

pmsing

every girl's excuse for acting like a cold hearted bitch

"i'm sorry for calling you a bitch ass cunt face last night, I was PMSing"

by couture77 January 15, 2006

passing thought

A sudden idea

Hey, I just had a passing thought. Do you need help making the shelves level?

by Internet Developer December 29, 2017

Cock-Posing

When a woman who is of relitvley low beauty or "bum ass ugly" dresses up like a man and visits a homosexual bar in order to be sexually pleasured by rectal relations otherwise known as anal sex.

"On the Model United Nations trip we found Marylin in The Flamingo, a local gay bar, cock-posing

by Hammer and Sickle May 21, 2006