paranoidwheeler

LITERALLY THE BEST SYS EVER !! Matching w benchlore on tiktok too so thats a huge plus, literally the coolest lads ive ever interacted w on the site <3

you should follow paranoidwheeler on tiktok.. if u arent ur so cringe wtf

by benchlore September 2, 2021

papron

The belly fat that hangs lower and covers the pussy

I felt up under her papron for her wetness

by Jrod969 February 25, 2023

clown paranoia

Fear of clowns and molesters.
Guys who wear makeup, big shoes, and weird clothes. Basically Dee Snider.

OMFG I LOVE COLORING!!!
OMFG CLOWN PARANOIA!!!

by Nicole Armand January 15, 2009

Phone Paranoia

The fake mental condition of constantly thinking your mobile phone is vibrating in your pockets, signalling a call or a message, when in reality, it isn't and there was no call or message. This leads to the phone owner constantly pulling their mobile phone out to check.

Person 1: -Checks Phone. Dude! I think have phone paranoia!
Person 2: Ah I've had that for ages, it's so annoying
Person 1: Definitely, i look like a fool always checking my phone.

by Coopeeeey(: July 16, 2010

Tony Palony

Of Italian Descent, Often lurking in Superannution Departments, known to fraud documents by signing on directors behalf.

Me - Who has signed this document it wasn't the director

Bob - Oh it must of been Tony Palony!!

by RAnton87 September 19, 2011

fart paranoia

The fear to pass gas, usually brought on by sharting.

"Why does Ricky keep going to the bathroom?"
"He sharted today, so he's got a major case of fart paranoia."

by Weregoat July 1, 2014

fish paranoia

unwarranted short term paranoia. often after a night out or when you read into the tone of a text too much.

When you watch fish in a tank, there is always one that starts swimming like a nutcase for a few seconds then chills out.

"are you up"
"yes"
"are you mad"
"of course not, why?"
"IDK the "yes" sounded angry" - fish paranoia

by LDKLDK December 15, 2019