Parking Pirate

A Parking Pirate is someone who lurks in parking lots at malls and major retailers seeking out the best possible parking spot. These people will circle aimlessly, avoiding all the open spots at the back of the lot, until alas, they spot their mark...the shopper with bags in one hand, and keys in the other.

This pirate then creeps upon it's target, slowly following them as they make their way across the lot. They're watching you. They're following you. They are going to pillage you for your spot.

As you get closer to your vehicle, their blinker goes on. Avast! They're set to drop anchor. Fire in the hole!

There's always so many Parking Pirates at the mall right before Christmas.

by Jenn Gren December 19, 2008

Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory

It's a porno about a some dude's nephew bout to inherit a sex toy factory but the only way to show devotion is by fuckin' some whore in the ass!

Filthy Fucker : Yo, you got dat new Spidaman movie?

Clerk : No.

Filthy Fucker : Hm, how bout dat Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory?

Clerk : 'the fuck!?

by CumChup December 10, 2007

Screaming parking lot lady

A loud bitch that goes on a rant about illegal photography in a parking lot. The video starts out with her getting out of a car and demanding a camera. For 4 minutes, she screams about illegal photography and trespassing. At one point someone gets too close to her and she screams GET AWAY FROM ME. he asks what they did wrong and she says(or screams).....

1.TRESPASSING
2.ILLEGAL PHOTOGRAPHS
3.YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
4. YOUVE BEEN YELLED AT

go on youtube and search "crazy screaming lady" It will be the first thing

"YE KNOW WHAT ASSHOLE?!"

~Screaming parking lot lady

by poopypants993 December 11, 2010

Packing Loco

The fetish of inserting a toy train into one's anus. Preferrably an 00 scale Bachman Mark 1 coach.

Tina'a been packing loco again, look how he's walking

by Mumbles274 February 3, 2009

packing a bomb

When someone has a large amount of smokeless tobacco in their lip at one time, this is considered a "bomb"

Guy 1: Yo check out my lip, its fuckin huge!
Guy 2: Thats sum pussy shit, James has half a tin in right now
Guy 1: Damn, that niggas packing a bomb!

by Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy January 18, 2010

Parking Lot

A traffic jam where not a single car is moving.

The 101-405 interchange was a parking lot at rush hour.

by ncode April 12, 2006

hard parking

Coined by at least by the Honda-Tech mob describing cars that have all the "race"/track mods known to man and beast only to be parked up or never raced.

Benen tow hooks, lowered some much you scrape EVERYTHING, therefore things that are race used but all the car does is "hard parking"

by mr_ben April 10, 2007