Painting and docking

The act of docking whilst smearing shit over each other.
After painting and docking we really needed to shower.
by Woodsy70 November 09, 2011
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fire painting

Fire painting is a technique where by you use fire to paint pictures using a long exposure on a camera, pioneered by van elder photography
Wow dude, that some sick fire painting!
by vanelderphotography February 06, 2013
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Paint Scraper

A girl who wears to much make-up, to the point wear it should be removed by a paint scraper
by asianK December 27, 2011
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paint the bushes

When you get extremely drunk and puke all over the bushes, or any kind of imaginary foliage, thereby "painting" them with vomit. Generally mentioned before someone actually throws up.
He's hammered, I bet he's gonna paint the bushes here soon.
by panofantera June 22, 2010
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shit painting

Smearing human feces on the walls, toilet, etc. in either an effort to seriously offend the next occupant or as a result of a mental illness
When Sarge lost his mind he went shit painting in the bathroom by the pool. It was like some crazy caveman paintings in there! We all knew he was the shit painting artist.
by The Square Gang April 14, 2008
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Nose paint

Any strong alcoholic beverage. The term refers to the red, stippled nose that long-term alkies generally develop upon long-term alcohol abuse.
Remember Mr. Macy's bulbous red honker? Wow, that old boy was really into the nose paint, right up to the very end.
by Knotse March 14, 2006
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Stirring the paint

The act of making love to a woman during that "special time" of the month.
That girl I copped off with last night, turned out she was up on blocks. Still, spot of stirring the paint never did anyone any harm. Knob looked like something off a butcher's slab afterwards, mind!
by eXOBeX February 19, 2011
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