Paint the Taint

When a girl licks the area around your ass during a blow job.

To "Paint the Taint".

by CGJohnMack November 28, 2005

paint the wall

Verb: Violent explosive diarea

i ran into the bathroom pulling down my pants and painted the wall befor i could sit down thus "paint the wall"

by Wall Painter #1 December 20, 2010

Paint Job

Vaginal sex with a female while she is on her period. Some refer to this as receiving your "Red Wings". Called a Paint Job because it "paints" the male genitalia red with blood.

Girl on her period: I am going to give you a paint job.
Boy: Very good, I am going to have vaginal sex with you.

by paintingtherosesred December 9, 2011

Paint Job

To be in the moment of a Blow Job, and have the giver-of-head wear one colour lip stick; go down, and up apon the penis, change the colour of lip stick, than once again up and down.
Continue untill disired colours are chosen for your paint job.
If done correctly, the lip stick should resemble paint on your penis.

Last night at that Rainbow Party, I got a Paint Job from your mother.

by Space Comander Capt'n Fresh July 17, 2010

Paint the Windows Shut

Paiting the glass and seams of a window in a crack house so that "The neighbors can't look in and the (crack, weed) smoke can't get out."

CRACKHEAD 1:
"I found an old paint can outside."

CRACKHEAD 2:
"Oh, hell yeah!"

CRACKHEAD 1:
"Paint the windows shut. Paint the windows shut."

CRACKHEAD 2:
"Paint the window shut. Paint the window shut."

by Rick-from-chicago October 12, 2007

Paint the Wall

Paint the Wall means to jack off and have a cumgasm that spurts cum-shots out of your dick and hits the wall.

Some guys jack off and Paint the Wall!

by USAF Cadet October 25, 2020

paint the walls

when you masterbate and your sperm drenches the walls.

Troll was eager to get home from school so he could paint the walls.

by Chia37 November 16, 2005