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Pabst

keeps college kids warm in the winter and hung over in the summer. see also urine.
by ucla guy July 2, 2003
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Pablo

Pablo is a very nice person! He is very nice looking and has a very good sense of humour!
Pablo is a very nice person! He is very nice looking and has a very good sense of humour!
by r.kobrik February 5, 2010
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Pablo

A pot-smoking cool dude who always knows the best tunes and knows about the best movies. He will party with you like no other and will always be there for you like no other. People often misunderstand Pablos, but with a Pablo you can go on a crazy adventure or have the most awesome passionate conversations full of fun facts.
A Pablo can and will become good at anything he wants.
Man I could use a Pablo right now.
A Pablo would know what to do!
by WPDani June 28, 2011
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Pablo'd

To fall into a drunken sleep in what seems like a respectable home or hotel only to be awakened by constant attempts of a person speaking broken english to partake in sexual relations with you. Often the broken english speaker is completely undeterred by the strong scent of vomit on your breath.
Wow, I thought everything was fine when I passed out in Mountain Brook but then I totally got Pablo'd by that dude!
by bored35 December 11, 2008
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Pabst Blue Ribbon

1. The Best-cheap beer in the world; Well known Punk-Rock beer. Also known as PBR.

2. Yum
I took my last $10 and bought a shit load of Pabst Blue Ribbon!
by Shannon The Greatest February 6, 2007
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Dirty Pablo

After buttfucking a girl, you blow your load on her back, punch her in the head to knock her out, and steal her clothes after dragging her outside.
Man, right after jizzed i Dirty Pabloed that bitch and took pictures.
by Kip and Caolan January 13, 2005
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Pabst Blue Ribbon

1. n. The only beer that makes you feel as though you're looking the devil straight in the face upon cracking open the first can of the evening. It is a little-known fact that in the play "Faust", Mephistopheles is, in fact, summoned by the protagonist's opening of a can of Pabst.

Excessive consumption of Pabst Blue Ribbon, can, in fact, lead to a hedonistic and sanctimonious mental state known as "the Pabst state" (see below).

Example sentence: "Let's get wasted on Pabst Blue Ribbon and kill some strippers!"

2. adj. Pabst. (folk-etymology, back-formation of past-participial form of the (non-existent) verb "to Pabs") Pertaining to the resultant mental state of having consumed too much Pabst Blue Ribbon. People in the Pabst state often find themselves involved in the following activities (seemingly without being able to provide an explanation, no less):

-Killing strippers
-Passing out in ditches
-Drinking said beer in abandoned buildings and graveyards
-Hitting on unattractive members of the opposite sex
-Dancing and (consequently) vomiting (often at the same time)
-Getting into arguments about who found that hot new underground indie-rock band first
-Not doing laundry
-Making inappropriate cellphone calls at 3 in the morning (see drunk-dial)
-Procrastinating
-Passing out
-Writing long-winded definitions for the word "Pabst" on urbandictionary.com

Example sentence: "Dude, I'm totally Pabst right now."
Here is a dialogue from the 1986 film "Blue Velet" exemplifying the Pabst Blue Ribbon Mentality (note: Frank Booth is played by Dennis Hopper):

Frank Booth: What kind of beer do you like to drink, neighbor?
Jeffrey Beaumont: Heineken.
Frank Booth: Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
by Kevin Gould May 12, 2008
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