Patrick

|ˈpatrik| noun
Six foot, one hundred and eighty pounds of unadulterated douche. For reasons of jealousy, he hates on precious princesses. This irrational hatred could also be attributed to his longing for a title that rates highly from an alliteration perspective. Patrick’s possesses a homoeotic demeanor, which, is expressed in the form of exaggerated hand gestures, strutting and twirling. Patrick can be seen prancing around his office sporting what some would deem ‘poor drag queen attire’ i.e. a plastic bag and grey wig combo. Unbeknown to onlookers, this embarrassing act is in fact a hunting ritual for spare cake.

“That one there, that's Patrick. He is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet.”

by Aimss December 16, 2013

patrick

my girlfriend's nickname for my penis

"Wow! Patrick is looking at me!"

by gazmus December 15, 2008

Patrick

Patrick is a gay boy who live in Thailand and like a girl name Risa

and a friend name mew

Dont Be Like Patrick

by WALETHEGAY March 20, 2019

Patrick

Gay as fuck.

Patrick takes Wills millimeter Peter down his throat.

by I'm big boy March 6, 2018

Patrick

A rally awesome person that's good at everything and wil make the most loyal girls leave their boyfriends for him. Basically he's a beast and absolutely savage

Whoa man that guy sooooooo cool
I know fam he gets all the girls
What's his name
Patrick

by q1wsdefrtghyujkilo;p[ February 23, 2017

patrick

ugly, anoying, and two faced. some people think that he has a little bit of a gay backround with close friends. watch out for a guy named patrick

my friend patrick just broke up with his girl friend and came out with his gayness.

by stella8937759374r504 April 26, 2010

Patrick

An alternative to saying "fat chick" or "fat chicks".

1. Oh shit, watch out for that patrick.
2. There goes a patrick.
3. WTF, damn patrick.
4. PATRICKS!
5. Fuckin' patricks taking up all the space.

by Barkada April 19, 2008