Prayer Rug

A womans vagina. vagina box pussy cunt slit Twat

Man i have some wool in my teeth after kneeling on her prayer rug.

by Caliso09 March 25, 2011

Prayer X

A music that will makes you remember the pain from watching Banana Fish.
See also: Rebecca Sugar – Love Like You

I'm in a mood for some sad music, Alexa play Prayer X by King Gnu

by YourGayCousin69420 September 23, 2020

The Pimps Prayer

The Pimps Prayer:

Lord guide my pimp hand and make it strong,so that this ho might know her place.

Let us bow our head and pray The Pimps Prayer.

by Arsemunky September 4, 2016

thoughts and fucking prayers

Close to worthless well-wishing platitudes when real action and assistance could make a positive outcome difference.

So, Connor has cancer and his family is having a tough time making ends meet because he can't work.
Really? I'll be sure to light a candle for them at mass this Sunday.
Why don't you save your thoughts and fucking prayers for imaginary problems; they could actually use some help.

by YAWA October 18, 2020

Prayer pigeon

A hard-on that has become permanent. Apparently derives from priapic.

I have to go the hospital to have my prayer pigeon fixed

by Guermantes June 18, 2011

Prayer of the Refugee

The last hope in a desperate situation, you're last shot to make something work.

Usually works because of the power of sheer desperation.

girl 1: weren't you gonna dump your bf today?
girl 2: yea...but he got down on his knees with a basket of roses and begged me to forgive him...
girl 1: Oh wow. I guess he pulled a prayer of the refugee. You didn't have a chance.

by LosiThai March 5, 2012

praygramming

To provide (a computer or other machine) with coded instructions for the automatic performance of a particular task (programming) while having a conversation with God (prayer).

This word was invented by a friend of mine who consistently prays to God before and during his programming of complex software systems.

"I discovered when I'm praygramming that the complexity of the work I do is quicker and easier."

by P.J. Christianson September 5, 2014