girlfriend pillow

A pillow with arms that simulates the act of having a girlfriend. Can be sometimes misinterpreted with boyfriend pillow, which does not exist.

Because she did not have a boyfriend, she settled for the comfort and love of a girlfriend pillow.

by sjsharks2492 November 28, 2010

pillowpants

The little troll that parents put into their daughters pussy that keeps them from having sex. If a penis enters her vagina, pillowpants will bite it off. Pillowpants is peed out on her 21st birthday.

I cant wait for pillowpants to be gone so that I can rail the shit out of my girlfriend!!!

by buzzzzzzzzz July 29, 2006

Pillow Taint

Term for a side effect of morbid obesity. Coined by TakeAKnee.net. Pillow Taint is similar to a moose knuckle or a camel toe, but puffier and gender-neutral.

Pillow Taint occurs when a morbidly obese person sits down and the entire crotch of their pants is stretched to nearly bursting with flab.

Usually, the volume of flesh trapped in the crotch area is so great that the obese person is unable to cross (or sometimes even close) their legs.

The situation resembles a normal person with an overstuffed pillow packed down the crotch of their pants. Thus the name: Pillow Taint.

"Jesus... Did you get a look at that fattie over there? I couldn't even tell if it's a man or a woman!"

"I know... I tried to check the crotch bulge, but all I saw was a textbook case of pillow taint."

by TakeAKnee April 8, 2009

pillowsexual

to not be hetero nor gay but to have a sexual attraction to pillows

yo dood your gay" "no im not im pillowsexual

by kyo damsa sohma July 3, 2010

Special pillow

A euphemistic term for the merciful , pre-arranged euthanasia of a close friend.

Damn! My bud Tony broke his neck windsurfing, can only blink his right eye now......better take him the special pillow!

by MADMITCH.COM December 11, 2016

Pillowcasin'

V. To take the rest afforded by a suspension of voluntary bodily functions and the natural suspension, complete or partial, of consciousness; cease being awake. Or just a right way to say sleeping.

TBaww got really excited when she saw Hacob pillowcasin' on top of her big pink dog.

by Hacob SPeni February 8, 2007

Pillowhawk

Usually reserved for those with short hair, the pillowhawk is a morning hairstyle resulting from a side sleeper's positions during a night's sleep. The hair takes on a mohawk-type shape from alternating both sides of the head on a pillow.

My husband wakes up with a wicked pillowhawk every morning.

by Retriever October 25, 2010