Family Picnic

noun. When 13 people shit in a dog's vagina and then try to eat a microscope

My son and his friends went on a Family Picnic; Lucy died.

by John Jobs January 8, 2009

Peter Picnic

proprietor of Picnic Bar Co. Pty. Ltd
took over from Paul Picnic Sr. in 1993

related food proprietors: Michael Coke, Gus Mars, Jerry Bounty

"fuck you slut do you know im Peter Picnic?"

by Jerry Fentoozle May 22, 2004

Brooklyn Picnic

An outing, specifically a picnic, which takes place in an extremely public area. This area is more often than not exposed to a large amount of traffic from pedestrians and automobiles. People participate purposefully, often waving amiably to strangers and cars that pass by.

Dude! Let's go for a Brooklyn Picnic in the middle of town center!

Yesterday, my friends and I had a Brooklyn Picnic and just waved to cars that passed by while playing frisbee 3 feet from the road.

by Digum November 10, 2011

one sandwich short of a picnic

a) a term for a girl who has both performed and received oral sex and lost her anal virginity, but is still vaginally virgin.

b) a hilarious term for a guy who has masturbated and watched porn, but who has never neither had oral or anal sex performed on him nor penetraded a girl's vagina with his member.

m4w CL posting :

im looking for virgins to help me deflower myself, but lol im also looking for a one sandwich short of a picnic girl, like myself. since everybody, or almost, masturbates and/or watches porn today, and giving and receiving oral and anal sex, i dont consider that losing one's virginity

reply to ad: im the girl you are looking for, im one sandwich short of a picnic myself; we'll get along just fine as an nsa-fwb ltr.

by Uncle Dimma December 14, 2012

Kenyan Picnic

The act of going down on a girl who is on her period

My girlfriend pushed my head downstairs last night, I wouldn't mind usually but it was her time of the month and I had to endure a full throttle Kenyan Picnic

by Bobbybeaver November 16, 2011

Greek Picnic

Very lavish orgy or sex party

That was one hell greek picnic last night, hope to attend another soon.

by Slippers419 November 18, 2011

french picnic

To give or receive oral sex in a classy manner while relaxing in a public setting.

I had the best french picnic the other day at ben and jerrys

by KyleKarl December 6, 2013