piano

(noun) an ancient method of torture devised by cruel parents in order to deprive their children of the will to resist

Parent: Go practice the piano now! No getting off that bench until you've played an hour and a half!

by bob jones March 17, 2005

Piano Gathering

The event that takes place when a group of musicians find a piano at a school or house, suddenly or gradually "gathering" around the instrument. The result is each piano player showcsing their talents by playing their best piece(s), while the others watch and wait for their turn. Sometimes pushing and overthrowing of control for the piano takes play. Happens mostly around Asians.

For some "Piano Gatherers", who use the internet to learn the music, one song over and over in each gathering, maybe for years.

My plans with my friends were almost crushed when Josh started a Piano Gathering at my house, lasting for almost half an hour.

Every time we have a Piano Gathering, Tim always pushes to the front and plays the Beethoven Song he learned 5 years ago.

by The Person from the Country August 4, 2011

shred the piano

When the piano is played with a passion and emotion that cannot be described by saying that they were purely playing the piano.

Hey man, you gotta see Jack White shred the piano in this youtube vid! He is a god!

by jwhiteshreds June 4, 2010

The Grand Piano

When you are absolutely railing a girl from behind like an animal and she is standing up but bent over in half with her fingers playing her toes like they are piano keys.

Ideally she has painted black/white toes for effect (depending on skin color)

"So the other day I folded this girl like a slice of NY pizza and told her to play the Grand Piano like she is getting paid for it in the middle of the Minneapolis airport."

"She said she never took music class but she not only played the Grand Piano she also moaned to the tune like a tijuana hooker"

"I was in church and this GILF asked me if I liked The Grand Piano, I instantly got turned on until I realized she meant the one on stage"

by smurfology 08-09 October 5, 2011

Play the upside down piano

A woman who likes to bat for the other team, i.e like to "Feed the Pony"

...it looks as if those girls like to "play the upside down piano".

by Mark "House" Thomas April 2, 2007

piano player

A normal person that just knows how to play piano. Deal with it.

"Look! That person is playing the piano! He is a piano player!"

by TheMostSpecialSnowflake July 28, 2016

Piano Wizard

(Noun) A person who is plays excellent and nearly flawless piano. Also plays other musical instruments

Piano wizardry (Noun) The description of a piano wizard performing

Dang, that guy playing up on the stage is a piano wizard!

The pianist worked his piano wizardry.

by The Guitarist Amateured March 15, 2017