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Ass pennies

Pennies that you shove up your ass.
They normally smell like ass.
Pennies can be stored in your rectum, can be used for later use.
John: "Hey dude, can I borrow a couple of pennies?"

Ryan: "Sure let me get them from my ass."

John: "Thanks bro, I can always count on you and your ass pennies."
by Ripply-Dickly January 27, 2020
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Penny pinching

Robbing somebody with less money than you, or trying to.
The guy robbed a broke guy and took his life and 34 cents from him. The point of it all is the way luck determines everything in life (according to some) and nobody had a lucky day that day, not even the guy who made 34 cents, despite the false sense of optimism each party involved had when waking up that morning. Unless the penny pinching guy wanted to make an assassination look like a robbery, not much got accomplished.
by Solid Mantis November 14, 2019
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half a pennie

The currency used to buy the shmunkagraph
Buy the shmunkagraph today for just half a pennie
by styzz fan May 9, 2023
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Penny Crowther

A girl who is a small assed, tiny boobed slut. She gang bangs whenever she can. Hide your man and children from her.
Man: Tonight i want a slutttt will you be mine
Penny Crowther: Yeah lemme jump on this
by fluffydildos April 9, 2017
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Wrinkly Penny

Ew, she is such a whore. She ALWAYS takes it in her wrinkly penny!
by CML24 July 15, 2010
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penny arcade

The funniest gaming-based comic on the web. (Warning - deliciously unsafe for work!)
The guys over at Penny Arcade can really make with that funny!
by Sabrina July 31, 2003
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leather penny

"The girl was so friendly, I won't just eat her box, I'll lick her leather penny!"; "Pour the rum high to achieve the leather penny"
by brown paperbag February 13, 2009
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