oyster fest

An event comprising primarily of Women. The opposite of a sausage fest

Yo, this boy band concert is a oyster fest

by BackupBrain June 13, 2008

Cold Oyster

The large amount of phlegm you cough up but have nowhere to politely spit out, forcing you to swallow it again.

I was in the lift the other day and had to choke down a cold oyster

by Prof Moriarty February 3, 2012

Awkward Oyster

The most disgusting and awkward sex position ever.

Wow Sean is such a slut, he'll do the awkward oyster with just about anyone.

by e to the pi i plus one equals December 7, 2009

Slutty Oyster

Definitely the most slutty creature of the sea.

'Damn, that slutty oyster's shell is wide open!'

by WalkIntoMyFace October 14, 2012

poppin' oysters

poppin' oysters (verb): to have a repetition of short, loud farts. Usually leads up to a poop.

Tony: *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart*

"Oh man, im poppin' oysters!"
Jeff: "Better get to the bathroom, dude!"

by oysterman October 18, 2014

marlboro oyster

the multi-colored glob that long-time smokers sometimes cough up that vaguely resembles an oyster

smoker: ::coughs and spits glob on pavement::

guy: wtf? it looks like you coughed up a piece of your lung.

smoker: nah, that's just a marlboro oyster.

by gstorms July 24, 2010

Pavement Oyster

Human gonads for culinary use.

When the chimp escaped, Dad's pavement oysters were served to the zoo.

by LepraconMcPot April 12, 2009