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Call of Duty: Black Ops

The best excuse for arriving at school late, not doing your homework, why you didn't exit the house when there was a fire, and it also explains WHY THE GUY NEXT TO YOUR DESK IN CLASS IS STILL SINGLE.

Call of Duty: Black Ops is the most over-rated game in history, and it is terrible.
Example:

Army Commander: Sorry, you aren't experienced enough to join the army.
n00b: BUT I'VE BEEN SHOOTING FOR YEARS! HALO COMBAT EVOLVED, HALF LIFE 2, HALO 2, MODERN WARFARE, HALO 3, RAINBOW SIX VEGAS, DOOM, G.R.A.W AND CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Army Commander: -_-

Teacher: Why are you late for school?
Student: I was busy in the morning playing Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Someone: You know what's the greatest thing that happened?
Sonic 06 Fangirl 1: MEPHILES!
n00b 1: CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Sonic 06 Fangirl 2: MEPHILES!
n00b 2: CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Sonic 06 Fangirl 1 and 2: MEPHILES!
n00b 1 and 2: CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Someone: This is starting to become contagious -_-
by Oskarmandude1 November 20, 2010
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Black Ops 3

When will activision stop charging 50 bucks for the same shit with a new title. And when will the weak minded assholes who buy it realize it's the same overused shit from last year.

Black ops 3 in a nutshell...
by СукаБлять November 8, 2015
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Special Ops

Spinoff board coded masterfully by Ant P, who releases a new version of the source every 2 minutes. One of the few Non-Retarded spinoffs out there.
That new spinoff looks good, but it does not compare to Special Ops.
by Bytt Omake June 13, 2004
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black ops

by bumpkinkid January 21, 2011
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Lonely C-OPS

Lonely C-OPS Just a Sexy Chammer.
by Lonely C-OPS October 16, 2020
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Black Ops 4

The game that everyone thought would be another shitty cash grab, but ended up being one of the best Call of Duty games out there.
by Dubiks February 4, 2019
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spec-ops

An organization fighting against terrorism and political enemies for America by specializing in stealth.
by Matt Fisher October 14, 2003
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