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one direction

a group of boys(they were once 5, but now they’re 4. niall fell over playing golf and it was sore) that can sing very well, but shocking dancers. these boys also have a very bad history with maths. lima tends to believe he didn’t know what udon noodles were until he was in his late 30’s, despite only being 26. louis also believes 36 plus another 6 is 38, and collectively the boys cant tell the difference between 18 months and 5 years. one of the band members commonly known as the curly-headed one, harry, has ongoing battle against gravity and can’t go a show without falling over. also if you want to commit suicide all you have to do is say you hate one direction and their fans will kill you :)
‘your maths is as good as one direction
by ranga.langa September 6, 2020
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One Direction

Friend: Hey aren’t you into that band, who are they?
Me:Oh you mean One Direction? Five liars.
by jessie072 April 26, 2020
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One Direction

Well they're only the biggest boyband in the world! They were formed on the X-Factor in 2010 by Simon Cowell. They all originally auditioned as solo artists, then were all so close to going home, until Simon called them all back in. They announced an 18 month break I'm 2016, that break then turned into a 5 year break. The band consisted of 5 members: Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, Liam Payne and Zayn Malik. Zayn left the band in 2015. The boys were very successful with 5 albums. Up All Night with the hit-single What Makes You Beautiful, Take Me Home with the hit single Live While We're Young, Midnight Memories with the hit single Best Song Ever, FOUR with the hit single Steal My Girl and Made In The A.M with the hit single Drag Me Down. While the boys are all now making solo music, we all think they will come back on July 23rd 2020 on their 10th anniversary.
"Yo, have you heard that One Direction will be coming back this year?!"

"No way, really?! It's totally gonna be on July 23rd 2020!"
by onedirection&5sos April 18, 2020
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One Direction

the biggest boy band on the planet, consisting on Harry ( HAZZA THE FLIRT ) Styles, Louis ( TOMMO THE TEASE ) Tomlinson, Niall ( IRISH PRINCESS ) Horan, Liam (PAYNO) Payne and Zayn ( DJ MALIK ) Malik. they are also known for having one of the craziest fanbase ever recorded, trust me they are better than the FBI
RANDOM NOBODY : Yeah I was listening to this One Direction song the other day and i loved it!
DIRECTIONER : oh really? so you wanna be a directioner? DO YOU KNOW WHO IS KEVIN? WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ALBUM? WHO IS THE CUTEST MEMBER? DO YOU EAT YOUR CARROTS?? *shakes frightened person* ANSWER ME!!!
by JenniferTomlinson September 30, 2022
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One Direction

THE BIGGEST BAND ON THE PLANET. Nothing and no one is better than One Direction. It is a boy band made up of five idiots who can sing, whose names are Harry Styles (Hazza), Liam Payne (Payno), Zayn Malik (DJ Malik), Louis Tomlinson (Tommo) and Niall Horan (Nialler). They have the best supporters ever called Directioners, who are so good that they aren't even called fans at this point.
Person: What is One Direction?
Me: The best boy band in the world
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pulled a one direction

when someone leaves and says they will come back but they never do
Anna said she was going to come back and help us with our project, but I don't know where she is. She really pulled a one direction on us.
by imtheworst December 8, 2018
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One Direction

Finally, a pop band that uses instruments.
Virgin: I like One Direction
Chad: Tbh, they’re not too bad.
Virgin: I don’t like John Mayer.
Chad: And there we go. Have a sad little life.
by justinbieberisshit1987 January 9, 2022
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