A combination of ball sucking and a blow job. It is something you have never felt before and it will leave you with a ten day long boner. It can only be produced by a rare species of zine that hails from the inner rain forests of Brazil.
Bro 1: Yo man that chick totally gave me a zine job
Bro 2: Holy Fuck man! I fuckin want a zine job so bad!
Bro 1: My dick's been hard for days!
Bro 2: Stellar!
Bro 2: Holy Fuck man! I fuckin want a zine job so bad!
Bro 1: My dick's been hard for days!
Bro 2: Stellar!
by Ziner-bags September 12, 2009
The term used to describe a person's belief that they dont need or want a job primarily used by Stitches (the rapper).
by Sir pimp May 27, 2015
To get a young girl hooked on hard drugs, and then use her the blackmail senior politicians into handing over govt. secrets.
The Professionals, Season 1 episode 2 of 23 "The Female Factor" Doyle: "Looks like a proper Badger Job..."
by Musical Man October 06, 2011
When a sexy female Sith Lord locks eyes with you from across the room and manually stimulates your genitals to the point of orgasm using only the force!
WOW... there I was... just sitting at the bar... when I looked up and saw a straight dime piece. She was staring right back at me... "our eyes locked, and in the moment I swear that we had sex" that chick must dabble in the dark arts of the force! I literally had to go to the bathroom after that "Sith job" and ditch my boxers. After I came out of the bathroom she had vanished. It's probably a good thing though, I'm pretty sure I couldn't handle a true Sith Lord between the sheets!
by Shubacabra February 26, 2011
A hand job given by a female with long, soft hair. The female drapes her long silky hair around the males erection and proceeds with a normal hand job.
by eerie February 19, 2005
Oral sex between two allegedly heterosexual male friends, particular when said friends are wasted. Abbrev: brohj
"So are you, like, gay now that Ernie sucked your wang?"
"No! It was totally just a bro job. I loves the ladies."
"No! It was totally just a bro job. I loves the ladies."
by Freddie Cougar December 09, 2005
The giving or receiving of a large hit of meth from a long "V" shaped tube. The "giver" starts by taking a big hit which he in turn blows through the tube all the while keeping the fire on the meth and blowing more meth into the "receivers" waiting mouth, until they can take no more. May cause you to drop to a knee. Keep in mind that should one fall after receiving a Blow Job, the five second rule does apply. After numerous hits from the Blow Job tube it then becomes a Jo Blob
by spagakked gal January 20, 2010